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Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
- Thread starter Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC
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Blimey someone’s peeling onions in my kitchen
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Many on here show signs of monastic fasting...
Without the 25pound loss
That’s Dennis’s passport photo .
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.
The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?”
His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.
The man says “I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other…”
Still silence from his wife.
The man, giving up, says “It’s OK. Please don’t be upset.”
Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.
While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,
“Damn it! You made me lose count!”
The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?”
His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.
The man says “I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other…”
Still silence from his wife.
The man, giving up, says “It’s OK. Please don’t be upset.”
Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.
While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,
“Damn it! You made me lose count!”
At first Ric, I read it as Monastic fisting, my mind boggled.
Erm,if you lower the tone much more...We might need to start providing passport details in the future to gain access to the forumAt first Ric, I read it as Monastic fisting, my mind boggled.
Erm,if you lower the tone much more...We might need to start providing passport details in the future to gain access to the forum
What apart from your usual generation alphabet assumptions makes you think boomers are tech-illiterate?
The kids of the Hamas leaders won’t be starving you can bet on that. Can’t see why we would have bombed our own city because some murderous twats were brought up there. No one voted them in unlike the ones who voted in Hamas.
The likes of Rover and myself?
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
You're clearly not an awful person, but you seem to dehumanise groups of ppl to accept or tolerate their deaths.
Not all Palestinians voted for Hamas, and certainly the children suffering in Gaza didn't. The longer this goes on and the more that die, you can guarantee that they will in the future though.
Actually, scrolling back, why has half our conversation been deleted? There was nothing offensive and we were both offering different opinions on a specific situation, without overtly taking a political stance. Shame.
The likes of Rover and myself?
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Well, some indulge in hyperbole. Some describing it as the biggest genocide, misuse of the word, since WW2. It is not.
It would do some people some good to spend some time living under a dictatorship before throwing the words dictator and dictatorship about,