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A guy walks into a bar and sits down.

He starts dialing numbers…Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand.

The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.

The guy says, “You don't understand, I'm very hi-tech, I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular.”

The bartender says “Prove it.”

The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender.

The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

“That's incredible,” says the bartender. “I would never have believed it!”

“Yeah,” said the guy, “I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it

By the way, where is the men's room?”

The bartender directs him to the men's room.

The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return.

Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room.

There is the guy spread-eagle on the wall.

His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.

“Oh my god!” said the bartender. “Did they rob you? Are you hurt?”

The guy turns and says: “No, I'm ok

I'm just waiting for a fax.”
 
A guy walks into a bar and sits down.

He starts dialing numbers…Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand.

The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.

The guy says, “You don't understand, I'm very hi-tech, I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular.”

The bartender says “Prove it.”

The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender.

The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

“That's incredible,” says the bartender. “I would never have believed it!”

“Yeah,” said the guy, “I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it

By the way, where is the men's room?”

The bartender directs him to the men's room.

The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return.

Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room.

There is the guy spread-eagle on the wall.

His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.

“Oh my god!” said the bartender. “Did they rob you? Are you hurt?”

The guy turns and says: “No, I'm ok

I'm just waiting for a fax.”

As I started reading that I thought this reminds me of old fax joke <laugh>

I must have first heard that in about 1986 <laugh>
 
I rarely watch it, but just caught Look North... they have a regular spot called 'mug of the day'.... its a mug, not a person. I know which would be more interesting..
 
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Anyone been following the Sean diddy combs trial?

thoughts?

He seems to have been a complete prick and has rightly been convicted on two counts. However, the other charges against him, especially RICO, seem to have been extremely difficult to prove.

I really don't get the upsurge of support inside and outside the courthouse for a guy caught on camera repeatedly kicking his girlfriend while she lay on the floor after he'd thrown her there.
 
He seems to have been a complete prick and has rightly been convicted on two counts. However, the other charges against him, especially RICO, seem to have been extremely difficult to prove.

I really don't get the upsurge of support inside and outside the courthouse for a guy caught on camera repeatedly kicking his girlfriend while she lay on the floor after he'd thrown her there.
Some can do no wrong in some people’s minds. when you are so obsessed with something you convince yourself what’s wrong is ok.
Bit like following Liverpool I guess.
 
He seems to have been a complete prick and has rightly been convicted on two counts. However, the other charges against him, especially RICO, seem to have been extremely difficult to prove.

I really don't get the upsurge of support inside and outside the courthouse for a guy caught on camera repeatedly kicking his girlfriend while she lay on the floor after he'd thrown her there.
While I agree about the assault
I’ve not read all of it yet just catching up

but it doesn’t seem fair about the forced sex when she seemed very willing
 
While I agree about the assault
I’ve not read all of it yet just catching up

but it doesn’t seem fair about the forced sex when she seemed very willing

That's the problem with these things she and the other girlfriend said they were coerced.

In the surveillance video of him dragging her back into the room she doesn't seem very willing on at least that occasion.....

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/05/17/...iddy-combs-cassie-venture-surveillance-digvid
 
He seems to have been a complete prick and has rightly been convicted on two counts. However, the other charges against him, especially RICO, seem to have been extremely difficult to prove.

I really don't get the upsurge of support inside and outside the courthouse for a guy caught on camera repeatedly kicking his girlfriend while she lay on the floor after he'd thrown her there.
Agree, although 'prick' seems rather mild. An absolute **** seems more appropriate.
 
I rarely watch it, but just caught Look North... they have a regular spot called 'mug of the day'.... its a mug, not a person. I know which would be more interesting..
I've just purchased my season ticket...Where do I stand?

Reminds me of the back end of a joke..
"Can you get to Cornwall?"
"Flaming hell! Why Cornwall?"
"That's where the back of the queue is."
 
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