Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[Ron Burguvdy]

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[Ron Burguvdy]

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[rovertiger]

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[steverico]

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Women and boots, cor

 

[Kempton]

Once brushed my teeth with Anusol

That's nothing I once washed my cock end with a particularly strong mouthwash, because I was hoping for a blowjob, from a new girlfriend.Damn it was painful, but tbf, we're still together after 28 years...

 

[steverico]

Walk to the fridge, don't be daft. The fridge is within arm distance of the microwave, and the oats are in the cupboard above the fridge. That said, I often bin the sachet before measuring the milk in it! Oh, and I wouldn't put coke in any spirit.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

Anybody who puts pop in a spirit is gay, apart from gin and tonic, cos gin neat is horrible

 

[steverico]

Women and boots, cor

Also todays pop lasses nearly get their minges out on pop videos, and that, from what mid 60’s, is pure sexiness, unlike the slags of today, less is more girls.

 

[balkan tiger]

Also todays pop lasses nearly get their minges out on pop videos, and that, from what mid 60’s, is pure sexiness, unlike the slags of today, less is more girls.

Don't think pop lasses today have minges, much less than the natural look of the 70s

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

Anybody who puts pop in a spirit is gay, apart from gin and tonic, cos gin neat is horrible

You're alright with tonic as it counts as a medicine.

Your daily battle with both malaria and leg cramps starts with a refreshing G+T at six o'clock.









AM/PM?

Your call.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

That's nothing I once washed my cock end with a particularly strong mouthwash, because I was hoping for a blowjob, from a new girlfriend.Damn it was painful, but tbf, we're still together after 28 years...

Should have just slipped a Polo Mint over it Kemps.

 

[Edelman]

Oats so simple is a cracking marketing example where they make the simple act and cheap cost of pouring normal oats into a bowl, more complicated and expensive, and people actually buy it.

Only when they are on offer .
Full price is scandalous

 

[dennisboothstash]

You're alright with tonic as it counts as a medicine.

Your daily battle with both malaria and leg cramps starts with a refreshing G+T at six o'clock.









AM/PM?

Your call.

Called it
AM
PM is no good otherwise you’d be drinking G&T on top of afternoon scotch and it would be the wrong way round

 

[dennisboothstash]

Anybody who puts pop in a spirit is gay, apart from gin and tonic, cos gin neat is horrible

Neat gin?
You don’t need it neat, or with pop, if you drink it properly shaken with ice and the tiniest hint of dry vermouth (or Lilllet Blanc) and olives
Gin Martini is your friend

Then you can go for a Corpse Reviver No 2 the next morning as a pick you up…

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Neat gin?
You don’t need it neat, or with pop, if you drink it properly shaken with ice and the tiniest hint of dry vermouth (or Lilllet Blanc) and olives
Gin Martini is your friend

Then you can go for a Corpse Reviver No 2 the next morning as a pick you up…

Masons do a yorkshire tea gin
I had that as Shots at a gin festival
Very nice

 

[DMD]

Neat gin?
You don’t need it neat, or with pop, if you drink it properly shaken with ice and the tiniest hint of dry vermouth (or Lilllet Blanc) and olives
Gin Martini is your friend

Then you can go for a Corpse Reviver No 2 the next morning as a pick you up…

It's probably me showing my ignorance yet again, but are you just talking **** there?

 

[Kempton]

It's probably me showing my ignorance yet again, but are you just talking **** there?

Get even a small group of men together and they will talk about having a **** some point.FACT....

 

[dennisboothstash]

It's probably me showing my ignorance yet again, but are you just talking **** there?

Probably
But it is a great morning after cocktail.
As the person who came up with it said though…if you have 4 you’ll be unrevived again!
https://www.liquor.com/recipes/corpse-reviver-no-2/

 

[DMD]

Probably
But it is a great morning after cocktail.
As the person who came up with it said though…if you have 4 you’ll be unrevived again!
https://www.liquor.com/recipes/corpse-reviver-no-2/

A morning number 2 to get you going.

I refuse to grow up.

 

[SW3 Chelsea Tiger]

Neat gin?
You don’t need it neat, or with pop, if you drink it properly shaken with ice and the tiniest hint of dry vermouth (or Lilllet Blanc) and olives
Gin Martini is your friend

Then you can go for a Corpse Reviver No 2 the next morning as a pick you up…

Corpse Reviver No 2- I’ve never heard of this…where did you find it? Or is it yr own invention?
What happened to number 1?

 

[dennisboothstash]

A morning number 2 to get you going.

I refuse to grow up.

Ah
I see
Bottoms up