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  1. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Ron Burguvdy, Jun 4, 2023
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  2. rovertiger

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  3. steverico

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    Women and boots, cor
     
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    steverico, Jun 4, 2023
  4. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    That's nothing I once washed my cock end with a particularly strong mouthwash, because I was hoping for a blowjob, from a new girlfriend.Damn it was painful, but tbf, we're still together after 28 years...
     
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    Kempton, Jun 4, 2023
  5. steverico

    steverico Well-Known Member

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    Anybody who puts pop in a spirit is gay, apart from gin and tonic, cos gin neat is horrible
     
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    steverico, Jun 4, 2023
  6. steverico

    steverico Well-Known Member

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    Also todays pop lasses nearly get their minges out on pop videos, and that, from what mid 60’s, is pure sexiness, unlike the slags of today, less is more girls.
     
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    steverico, Jun 4, 2023
  7. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Don't think pop lasses today have minges, much less than the natural look of the 70s
     
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    balkan tiger, Jun 5, 2023
  8. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    You're alright with tonic as it counts as a medicine.

    Your daily battle with both malaria and leg cramps starts with a refreshing G+T at six o'clock.









    AM/PM?

    Your call.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Jun 5, 2023
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  9. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Should have just slipped a Polo Mint over it Kemps.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Jun 5, 2023
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  10. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Only when they are on offer .
    Full price is scandalous
     
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    Edelman, Jun 5, 2023

  11. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Called it
    AM
    PM is no good otherwise you’d be drinking G&T on top of afternoon scotch and it would be the wrong way round
     
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    dennisboothstash, Jun 5, 2023
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  12. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Neat gin?
    You don’t need it neat, or with pop, if you drink it properly shaken with ice and the tiniest hint of dry vermouth (or Lilllet Blanc) and olives
    Gin Martini is your friend

    Then you can go for a Corpse Reviver No 2 the next morning as a pick you up…
     
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    dennisboothstash, Jun 5, 2023
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  13. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Masons do a yorkshire tea gin
    I had that as Shots at a gin festival
    Very nice
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Jun 5, 2023
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  14. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    It's probably me showing my ignorance yet again, but are you just talking **** there?
     
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    DMD, Jun 5, 2023
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  15. Kempton

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    Get even a small group of men together and they will talk about having a **** some point.FACT....
     
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  16. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Probably
    But it is a great morning after cocktail.
    As the person who came up with it said though…if you have 4 you’ll be unrevived again!
    https://www.liquor.com/recipes/corpse-reviver-no-2/
     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    A morning number 2 to get you going. :emoticon-0136-giggl

    I refuse to grow up. :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    DMD, Jun 5, 2023
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  18. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Corpse Reviver No 2- I’ve never heard of this…where did you find it? Or is it yr own invention?
    What happened to number 1?
     
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    SW3 Chelsea Tiger, Jun 5, 2023
  19. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Ah
    I see
    Bottoms up <cheers>
     
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    dennisboothstash, Jun 5, 2023
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  20. Sumatran_Tiger

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    How would he fill the gaps round the sides?
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Jun 5, 2023
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