Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
Plum said:
No idea, have you?

Regardless, here's a scenario, women driving her car in a perfectly proper manner gets forced off the road by a male showing off in his whatever it is. I'm sure that's what you had in mind though.
Click to expand...


Nope..
 
Plum said:
No idea, have you?

Regardless, here's a scenario, women driving her car in a perfectly proper manner gets forced off the road by a male showing off in his whatever it is. I'm sure that's what you had in mind though.
Click to expand...
Next you'll be saying women can parallel park too.

My parking
You must log in or register to see images


My wife's parking
You must log in or register to see images
 
SW3 Chelsea Tiger said:
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'
The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'
She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it means that you called for me.' Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him. ' Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.
'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.
'You must be new, 'says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it means that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.
The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $250 membership fee.'
'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You havent had the chance to see all our facilities.'
The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month but I fart 15 times a day.
Click to expand...
<laugh> I’m borrowing that.
 
  • Like
Reactions: SW3 Chelsea Tiger
DMD said:
I think the stress of the current situation and social distancing is starting to take its toll on some people.

Earlier today, I thought I'd be a gentleman and hold the door open for a young lady, but she just yelled "Will you **** off - I'm trying to have a ****!!"
Click to expand...

<grr>
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back