"Tell me what you want." I whispered as I slid my finger up and down her G string. She moaned...
"I want my guitar back."
"I want my guitar back."
Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
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Had aTunnocks this afty with a cup of Yorkshire tea
Feet up on the desk
Ahh
Simple things in life innit
Feet up on the desk
Ahh
Simple things in life innit
I'm assuming caramel wafer, but it could have been a tea cake, I suppose.
It wasn't a caramel log though was it, Chazz?
You didn't partake in a caramel log, with your feet up on the desk?
Whilst sippin' a cuppa.
Please God, say you didn't.
We have Ringtons tea... a lot stronger than Yorkshire tea.... just struggle to get the Ringtons Van to come very often
We only see Tunnocks wafers and tea cakes in the supermarket so have to restrict ourselves to those....
Ringtons do some lovely biscuits theirselves which we are always compelled to purchase when stocking up on tea
Caramel wafer ernie. Heaven.
Boss came in and saw me.
Couldn't give a **** I'm on holiday till September gaffer.
So you're a home worker and your gaffers your missus.
Don’t know for certain, but you may well be wide of the mark there
or even more accurately, put your foot in it
Wrong on every count mateSo you're a home worker and your gaffers your missus.
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A good example of a perfect Bell-end distribution curve
Funny that - must be a coincidence as I just recently posted the following on this weeks FNMT thread
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