Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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  1. DMD

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    "Tell me what you want." I whispered as I slid my finger up and down her G string. She moaned...
    "I want my guitar back."
     
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  2. Mr Hatem

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    What you really, really want..

    Does DMD want to be a Spice Girl?
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Had aTunnocks this afty with a cup of Yorkshire tea
    Feet up on the desk
    Ahh
    Simple things in life innit
     
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  4. Ernie Shackleton

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    I'm assuming caramel wafer, but it could have been a tea cake, I suppose.




    It wasn't a caramel log though was it, Chazz?


    You didn't partake in a caramel log, with your feet up on the desk?

    Whilst sippin' a cuppa.





    Please God, say you didn't.
     
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  5. BrisbaneTiger

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    We have Ringtons tea... a lot stronger than Yorkshire tea.... just struggle to get the Ringtons Van to come very often <doh>

    We only see Tunnocks wafers and tea cakes in the supermarket so have to restrict ourselves to those....

    Ringtons do some lovely biscuits theirselves which we are always compelled to purchase when stocking up on tea
     
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  6. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Caramel wafer ernie. Heaven.
    Boss came in and saw me.
    Couldn't give a **** I'm on holiday till September gaffer.
     
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  7. rovertiger

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    So you're a home worker and your gaffers your missus. <laugh>
     
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  8. FER ARK

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    <doh> Don’t know for certain, but you may well be wide of the mark there:emoticon-0183-swear or even more accurately, put your foot in it:emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Wrong on every count mate <laugh>
     
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  10. Dr. Stanley

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    One foe George...

     
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    Good to hear mate <laugh>
     
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  12. Ron Burguvdy

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    Type, askew - in your Google search and scroll down the results ...
     
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    August is a good month for you..
     
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  14. Fez

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    I just bobbed off,

    I did,

    Knacked now.. ☹️
     
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  15. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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  16. DMD

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  17. tigerscanada

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    Just ripe for plucking :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  19. DMD

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  20. tigerscanada

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    A good example of a perfect Bell-end distribution curve :emoticon-0100-smile
    Funny that - must be a coincidence as I just recently posted the following on this weeks FNMT thread :emoticon-0105-wink:

     
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