The idea of the baby photos is good, but you’d still own one, and have to put it somewhere...and they’re ****ing terrifying
If you have a shed way way down the garden it can go in then that’s ok I suppose (until you forget and stumble across the freaky thing)
The other option only raises more questions though...well one big one...how do you not already own scalextric ?!?!?!?!
I've been deprived of one all my life. It's tantamount to child abuse.
