Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
- Thread starter Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC
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So I met this blind girl this afternoon. She told me I had a huge cock. At the time, I was pretty sure she was pulling my leg.
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Hull lass on holiday.
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A test.
How would you hold these jugs?
How would you hold these jugs?
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Classic diversion tactic, the beer clearly needs topping up!
I'd like more head 
A 7 year old is sat on a park bench eating a bar of chocolate.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you."
The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".
The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?"
"No" says the boy, "he minded his own ****ing business."
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you."
The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".
The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?"
"No" says the boy, "he minded his own ****ing business."
