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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. DMD

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    Met a bird with really bad eczema last night.



    Cracking tits
     
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    DMD, Sep 23, 2017
  2. DMD

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    Isn't it strange how really sexy women drive cute little cars?





    Which reminds me, the M.O.T.'s due on the wife's Transit.
     
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    DMD, Sep 23, 2017
  3. ElTigre

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    ElTigre, Sep 23, 2017
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  4. Anal Frank Fingers

    Anal Frank Fingers Well-Known Member

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    So I met this blind girl this afternoon. She told me I had a huge cock. At the time, I was pretty sure she was pulling my leg.
     
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  5. DMD

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    Hull lass on holiday.

     
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    DMD, Sep 24, 2017
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  6. DMD

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    A test.

    How would you hold these jugs?


    please log in to view this image
     
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    DMD, Sep 24, 2017
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  7. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    One in each hand!
     
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    The greengrocer, Sep 24, 2017
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  8. DMD

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    My guess was "with pleasure".
     
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    DMD, Sep 24, 2017
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    Classic diversion tactic, the beer clearly needs topping up!
     
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    FER ARK, Sep 24, 2017
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

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    What beer??
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 24, 2017
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    I'd like more head :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Sep 24, 2017
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  12. Anal Frank Fingers

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    A 7 year old is sat on a park bench eating a bar of chocolate.

    The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you."

    The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".

    The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?"

    "No" says the boy, "he minded his own ****ing business."
     
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    Anal Frank Fingers, Sep 25, 2017
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    <laugh><applause>
     
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    dennisboothstash, Sep 25, 2017
  14. dennisboothstash

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    <laugh><applause> (So good that I laughed twice!)
     
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    dennisboothstash, Sep 25, 2017
  15. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Sep 28, 2017
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    If true it's creepy!
     
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  17. Des Head

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    I'm having one of these with my imminent Euromillions win.

     
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  18. Chilton's Hundreds

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    In very high regard.
     
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    Chilton's Hundreds, Sep 28, 2017
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    Damn it DMD I've got a twisted neck now trying to read her name tag :)
     
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    C'mon ref, Sep 29, 2017
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  20. DMD

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    Nom nom nom.

     
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