Elton John once parodied Imagine after seeing the extravagant lifestyle Lennon had been living, changing the lyrics to, "Imagine six apartments, it isn't hard to do, one is full of fur coats, another's full of shoes".
Thought it was Imagine 3 apartments, it’s easy if you choose, one to live in, one for fur coats and the other one for shoes? A reaction to Lennon who had been going on about equality and unfairness etc buying an apartment to keep Yoko’s fur coats at the right temperature. Thought it was very funny at the time.
A spokesperson for Met Police said: "A woman was arrested on suspicion of criminal damage on behalf on Derbyshire Constabulary, following an incident in Hatton on 1 October."
Hmmm, took Mrs Two to Sigglesthorne garden centre so she could look at Christmas decorations. Having had nothing to eat yet I fancied a full English breakfast and joined the queue at 10-56, got to the till at 11-03 and they told me breakfasts stopped at 11, ****s! I asked the silly bint if she'd seen the film Falling Down, when she told me she hadn't I told her I wasn't surprised and that she should.
