Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Jeremy Clarkson does farming. The article may be of some interest but the thing that struck me is the picture, it's so wrong and obviously been put together with photoshop but why when there are so many real pictures available? I am sure this is not his work but that of someone employed by the newspaper, is this what they call work these days? Fannying about to make a picture when the real thing is only a click away or he could have gone half an hour up the road and took his own picture.

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Take the point but I think you're being a bit harsh. It's bound to be a library picture, google 'farming pictures', there's ton's of them to choose from.

 

From HCAFC FB...... for flying in international signings........

 

Investment opportunity for the Allams?

 

I'd give it four half-lives, about 100,000 years, to be on the safe side.

 

2020 in one photo

 

I want a house made of the same material as that sign!

 

We'll be fine - there'll be a Covid-76 antigen by then.

 

I wonder if this guy will still be around, it's already been swimming the oceans since 1620, quite amazing.

 

Looks like Inter vs Sevilla is on Youtube

 

Balls

 

How do they know?

 

Keith Richards told em....

 

I really don't know, but I guess they will have some way of telling. When I was on the fish dock, in the morning the boffins from Min of Ag & fish used to come down and check the age of the fish by extracting a bone at the side of the head, and like rings on a tree, they could check the age of the fish. But I guess this way the fish have to be dead.

 

cut it in half & count the rings.....simples.....

 

The ****?

 

I'm sure it will do well in Eurovision

 

Imagine a war scenario
You're roaming through the woods when you suddenly hear this

 

That reminds me of the brilliant Monty Python sketch. I can't do videos on my phone, so if anyone wants to, go ahead.