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  1. Ullofaman

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  2. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Anybody know if the tip’s open?

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    It's not but I am after some compost.
     
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    You've got an old rug you want to get rid of as well...
     
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    It's easy to laugh, but much of the industry is on its knees.
     
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  10. Ernie Shackleton

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    And those that aren't are bending over backwards...
     
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    I think they're finding the draw backs hard to swallow.
     
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    The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.
    He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
    'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.
    'An ambulance just drove by!'
    'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
    'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off'
    'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!'
    'Jason has had his skate board taken off him
    After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
    Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
    Dad cautiously called out,
    'How do you know they're having sex?'
    'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'.
     
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    I walked into the newsagents and asked if they sold Oyster cards.

    The Newsagent said, "For the bus?"

    I said, "No, it's his birthday"
     
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    99.9% of people are idiots.
    Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people
     
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    Is that Posintilclosin, or his missus?
     
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    Not yet.....
     
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    Right just nipping to Aldi for some black bags and strong tape....and some bagels
     
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