First line ... “You must be under 5.5 inches to become a member.” A proper member is over 6” anything less will always be a little dick trying to prove itself. A bit like when they lowered the height for coppers. A proper copper is over 6’ anything less is just a little dick trying to prove himself.
I'm sitting in a bar in Belfast having a pint. This city really is unrecognisable since the first few times i was here.
C'mon you lot of miserable gits, which one of you is going to own up! https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/new...pensioner-filmed-mobility-scooter-a63-3939536