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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    First line ...

    “You must be under 5.5 inches to become a member.”

    A proper member is over 6” anything less will always be a little dick trying to prove itself.

    A bit like when they lowered the height for coppers. A proper copper is over 6’ anything less is just a little dick trying to prove himself.
     
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  2. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Just brilliant that. Lump to the throat.
     
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  3. LeftSaidFred

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    Aye that's superb. I'll even forgive the Brummie accent.
     
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  4. GLP

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    This made me laugh.

     
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  5. Stockholm Tiger

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    I'm sitting in a bar in Belfast having a pint. This city really is unrecognisable since the first few times i was here.
     
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  6. Chazz Rheinhold

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  8. DMD

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    Derek and Clive return? :emoticon-0102-bigsm

     
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  9. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. look_back_in_amber

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    That just cheered up a really slow boring day Dutch <ok>
     
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  14. Dr. Stanley

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    An old mate of mine...

     
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  15. Febbos

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    Excellent series on Youtube for anyone craving some football, new episode very week or so.









     
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  16. Ron Burguvdy

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    Just watched Hot Tub Time Machine, it took me back to the eighties...
     
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  17. Febbos

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    Classic
     
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  18. dennisboothstash

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