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Think I'll survive without that posh overpriced ****e.

Yet when it wasvannounved they were coming to Hull there was much excitement and talk of it showing how Hull was progressing.
Guess we'll have to wait a little while longer for it to catch up to Norwich. But never fear, something like Poundland will open another store.
 
misanthrope
noun
noun: misanthropist
  1. a person who dislikes humankind and avoids human society.
    "Scrooge wasn't the mean-spirited misanthrope most of us believe him to be"
    synonyms: hater of mankind, cynic, sceptic, churl, grouch, grump, recluse, hermit, anchorite;
    hikikomori

Hullanthrope
Dictionary result for Hullanthrope
/ˈull(ə)nθrəʊp,ˈull(ə)nθrəʊp/
noun
noun: Hullanthropist
  1. a person who dislikes Hullkind and avoids Hull society.
    "Barchullona was the mean-spirited Hullanthrope most of us believe him to be"
    synonyms: hater of Hullkind, cynic, sceptic, churl, grouch, grump, recluse, hermit, anchorite;
    hikikomori
 
Bray or pagger - as in to beat up someone.

Are these unique to Hull, never heard used since I left Hull. Doesn’t stop me still using them!!

Do we need a separate Hull words thread
 
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Bray or pagger - as in to beat up someone.

Are these unique to Hull, never heard used since I left Hull. Doesn’t stop me still using them!!

Do we need a separate Hull words thread

Judging by the example used in the Urban Dictionary, it looks like bray is one of ours...

bray

To beat up

The baines are larking down the tenfoot braying someone for skagging their pattie and chips.
 
Sure I've posted this before and have the original paper booklet thing somewhere ...

http://www.greengates.karoo.net/hull/speak.html

Learn to speak 'ULL
A guide to pronunciation and usage.

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  • Ellur, arm from 'ull - Good morning, I am from Hull
  • Summatup? - Is there something troubling you?
  • Parnta marld - A glass of dark beer
  • Arfa Larga - A smaller glass of beer of continental origin
  • Sner Berl - An egg-based liquer from Holland
  • Canaborryit? - May I borrow it?
  • It's marnanall - I am claiming joing-ownership
  • Shurrup orral bray yer - I recommend that you stop talking immediately
  • Yer for-ever mernin' - You do complain a lot
  • Ayer gorra bruvva? - Have you got a male sibling?
  • Watsyer bruvva carled? What is his name?
  • Ner smurkin' - You are not allowed to smoke
  • Arm off erm now, tarrar - An indication of imminent departure


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  • Stop balling yered off! - Be quiet!
  • Mimmams gunner chowatmi - I shall be in severe trouble with my mother
  • She's rurin' ered off - She is very upset
  • Gassunder - Chamberpot
  • Urmanaway - Australian Soap Opera
  • Fern Curls - Telecommunications. See also Curdlessferns
  • 'Ull Delly Mell - Local newspaper
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  • Goangerided - Invitation to play a game of Hide and Seek
  • Plern block in tenfoot - Playing above game in an alleyway
  • E's a good doms larker - He plays dominoes well
  • Giz a croggie - Request for a ride on the crossbar of a bicycle
  • Bags foggy! - I would like to go first
  • Ullefsee - Rugby team
  • Bullyvard - Home ground of the above
  • Bluddy targers! - Hull City have lost again!
  • Urnly furls anurses - Popular TV series
  • Radiur Umbersard - Local radio station
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  • Turd-stool - A fungus. Not to be confused with the mushroom


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  • Gizza pennith 'gammy fruit - Could I please have some of those bruised apricots
  • Aypath of each - Fish and chips for half pence
  • Ar gorrit for narn narty narn - It cost me nearly ten pounds
  • I gorrit for nowt - I did not pay anything
  • It dunt tek farvs - This vending machine will not take my 5p coin
  • A penny all off - A short back and sides
  • Goin' on rerd - Goind shopping
  • Chantsav - as above
  • 'ezzle rerd - Local thoroughfare
  • Boyziz - Local chain store
  • 'ammonds - as above
  • British Erm Stairs - as above
  • Curlslur - Sliced cabbage
  • Kaylie - Sherbert
  • Spanish - Liquorice
  • Broken biccies - Damaged confectionary
  • Serp on a rerp - Cleansing bar on a string
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  • Me owsiz on fiyer darl narn narn narn - My house is ablaze. Please alert the emergency services.
  • Fiyer injin - Result of the above
  • Arv been brokken into - My house has been burgled
  • Gorra curled - I'm a bit stuffed-up today
  • Arfarted - Lack of commitment, or "I have broken wind"
  • Armalite - Type of rifle or "My trousers are on fire"
  • Av ad parls - I have been suffering from haemorrhoids
  • Arv bust me trowziz - My trousers appear to have broken
  • Osson flags - There is a horse on the pavement

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  • Worrawolly - I feel this person has made a food of himself
  • I'll bray yer eddin' - I may become agressive
  • E ad a right skate god - He was rather loud mouthed
  • I'll clip yer lug 'ole - Do be quiet
  • Shut yer cake 'ole - as above


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  • Snur on Frurm rurd - Winter in Longhill Estate
  • There's nur snur on the rurd - The road is clear of snow
  • I'm mafted - I'm rather hot
  • It's mafting - It's rather hot
  • It's siling down - It's raining
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  • Perp (the) - Head of the Catholic Church
  • Pearl Tax - The Community Charge
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  • Amgunna - I am going to....
  • Nowtinnit - Empty
  • I aren't - I am not
  • Dinntit? - Did it not?
  • Yiss - Affirmative
  • Err nerr - An expression of dismay
  • Dernt nerr - I do not know
  • Diddy farndowt - Did he find anything
  • Lerds and lerds - Plenty. See also Givin' it lerds
  • Canaborryit? - Could I perhaps use that for a second?
 
Sure I've posted this before and have the original paper booklet thing somewhere ...

http://www.greengates.karoo.net/hull/speak.html

Learn to speak 'ULL
A guide to pronunciation and usage.

Back to top >
  • Ellur, arm from 'ull - Good morning, I am from Hull
  • Summatup? - Is there something troubling you?
  • Parnta marld - A glass of dark beer
  • Arfa Larga - A smaller glass of beer of continental origin
  • Sner Berl - An egg-based liquer from Holland
  • Canaborryit? - May I borrow it?
  • It's marnanall - I am claiming joing-ownership
  • Shurrup orral bray yer - I recommend that you stop talking immediately
  • Yer for-ever mernin' - You do complain a lot
  • Ayer gorra bruvva? - Have you got a male sibling?
  • Watsyer bruvva carled? What is his name?
  • Ner smurkin' - You are not allowed to smoke
  • Arm off erm now, tarrar - An indication of imminent departure


Back to top >
  • Stop balling yered off! - Be quiet!
  • Mimmams gunner chowatmi - I shall be in severe trouble with my mother
  • She's rurin' ered off - She is very upset
  • Gassunder - Chamberpot
  • Urmanaway - Australian Soap Opera
  • Fern Curls - Telecommunications. See also Curdlessferns
  • 'Ull Delly Mell - Local newspaper
You must log in or register to see images

Back to top >
  • Goangerided - Invitation to play a game of Hide and Seek
  • Plern block in tenfoot - Playing above game in an alleyway
  • E's a good doms larker - He plays dominoes well
  • Giz a croggie - Request for a ride on the crossbar of a bicycle
  • Bags foggy! - I would like to go first
  • Ullefsee - Rugby team
  • Bullyvard - Home ground of the above
  • Bluddy targers! - Hull City have lost again!
  • Urnly furls anurses - Popular TV series
  • Radiur Umbersard - Local radio station
You must log in or register to see images

Back to top >
  • Turd-stool - A fungus. Not to be confused with the mushroom


Back to top >
  • Gizza pennith 'gammy fruit - Could I please have some of those bruised apricots
  • Aypath of each - Fish and chips for half pence
  • Ar gorrit for narn narty narn - It cost me nearly ten pounds
  • I gorrit for nowt - I did not pay anything
  • It dunt tek farvs - This vending machine will not take my 5p coin
  • A penny all off - A short back and sides
  • Goin' on rerd - Goind shopping
  • Chantsav - as above
  • 'ezzle rerd - Local thoroughfare
  • Boyziz - Local chain store
  • 'ammonds - as above
  • British Erm Stairs - as above
  • Curlslur - Sliced cabbage
  • Kaylie - Sherbert
  • Spanish - Liquorice
  • Broken biccies - Damaged confectionary
  • Serp on a rerp - Cleansing bar on a string
You must log in or register to see images

Back to top >
  • Me owsiz on fiyer darl narn narn narn - My house is ablaze. Please alert the emergency services.
  • Fiyer injin - Result of the above
  • Arv been brokken into - My house has been burgled
  • Gorra curled - I'm a bit stuffed-up today
  • Arfarted - Lack of commitment, or "I have broken wind"
  • Armalite - Type of rifle or "My trousers are on fire"
  • Av ad parls - I have been suffering from haemorrhoids
  • Arv bust me trowziz - My trousers appear to have broken
  • Osson flags - There is a horse on the pavement

You must log in or register to see images

Back to top >
  • Worrawolly - I feel this person has made a food of himself
  • I'll bray yer eddin' - I may become agressive
  • E ad a right skate god - He was rather loud mouthed
  • I'll clip yer lug 'ole - Do be quiet
  • Shut yer cake 'ole - as above


Back to top >
  • Snur on Frurm rurd - Winter in Longhill Estate
  • There's nur snur on the rurd - The road is clear of snow
  • I'm mafted - I'm rather hot
  • It's mafting - It's rather hot
  • It's siling down - It's raining
You must log in or register to see images

Back to top >
  • Perp (the) - Head of the Catholic Church
  • Pearl Tax - The Community Charge
You must log in or register to see images

Back to top >

  • Amgunna - I am going to....
  • Nowtinnit - Empty
  • I aren't - I am not
  • Dinntit? - Did it not?
  • Yiss - Affirmative
  • Err nerr - An expression of dismay
  • Dernt nerr - I do not know
  • Diddy farndowt - Did he find anything
  • Lerds and lerds - Plenty. See also Givin' it lerds
  • Canaborryit? - Could I perhaps use that for a second?

Actually you're wrong, most of those originated in Norwich - because as we know, Norwich is the greatest place in the universe and if you even question anything to do with the place you are an imbecile.
 
misanthrope
noun
noun: misanthropist
  1. a person who dislikes humankind and avoids human society.
    "Scrooge wasn't the mean-spirited misanthrope most of us believe him to be"
    synonyms: hater of mankind, cynic, sceptic, churl, grouch, grump, recluse, hermit, anchorite;
    hikikomori

Hullanthrope
Dictionary result for Hullanthrope
/ˈull(ə)nθrəʊp,ˈull(ə)nθrəʊp/
noun
noun: Hullanthropist
  1. a person who dislikes Hullkind and avoids Hull society.
    "Barchullona was the mean-spirited Hullanthrope most of us believe him to be"
    synonyms: hater of Hullkind, cynic, sceptic, churl, grouch, grump, recluse, hermit, anchorite;
    hikikomori

You wasted precious moments of your life on that?
 
Actually you're wrong, most of those originated in Norwich - because as we know, Norwich is the greatest place in the universe and if you even question anything to do with the place you are an imbecile.

You're learning Quill, you're learning.
 
Hull is just ****, blah blah blah... :emoticon-0118-yawn:

Day after day after...

Bloody ell your a boring man :emoticon-0113-sleep

You're, Kemps, you're.

Once again my reply was due to me replying to someone posting because they have an inferiority complex where Norwich is concerned.
But, don't forget, one of the things about Hull folk is they don't give **** about what people think. Which is why they never bite. <laugh>
 
You're, Kemps, you're.

Once again my reply was due to me replying to someone posting because they have an inferiority complex where Norwich is concerned.
But, don't forget, one of the things about Hull folk is they don't give **** about what people think. Which is why they never bite. <laugh>

Nobody on here gives a flying **** about Norwich, it's just a wind up.
 
Here, here. I'm sick of the **** going on and on about it, as if anybody gives a **** what he thinks. Give it a ****ing rest.

I’ve got the senile old **** on block, got sick of him bleating the same old ****e on every thread.

The funny thing is, although I can’t see his posts - I can still tell when he’s posted due to the reaction of other posters :-)
 
I’ve got the senile old **** on block, got sick of him bleating the same old ****e on every thread.

The funny thing is, although I can’t see his posts - I can still tell when he’s posted due to the reaction of other posters :)

That's exactly what he doesn't seem capable of understanding. You can't post the same thing day after day, without boring people to death.

Sorry Castro but you're now on ignore for me too, which is a shame really.

You can make some very good posts about bands you saw and stuff you saw.

The Hull thing just over ran its course.

Good luck and stay well mate x