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The gas man cometh.

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The gas man cometh.

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40 odd years ago I saw a similar thing - a lorry was unloading gas and oxy cylinders outside the engineers at the top of Hodgson St, a cylinder fell off the back of the lorry, smashing the valve off as it did, flew down the full length of the street before embedding itself into an office wall on Durban St, went like a torpedo!
 
"Have you ever seen £20 all crumpled up,
A woman asked her husband.

"No... " said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned her blouse and slowly reached down into her bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

He took the crumpled £20 note from her and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen £50 all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband.

"No... no, I haven't" he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.

He took the crumpled £50 note... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now... " she said. "Have you ever seen £25,000 all crumpled up?"

"No, never" he said while obviously becoming even more excited.

"Well... go and look in the garage!"