No, just a big queue / cue at the petrol station....Looking to the foreground, Godwin's law?
Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
- Thread starter Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC
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Missed Ukraine.
Russian's didn't.
Taken from an actual court transcript:
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere."
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere."
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Cue the old suppository joke
Doctor - Take two a day and come back in a week.
Doctor the next week - Any improvement?
Patient - For all the good they did, I may as well have stuck them up my arse.
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I’m passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum
Proper, welcomed giggle
Shared copiously. Thx
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Wow, stunning.
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Either that is Beardy Dwarf holding the reins or the ****ing mahoosivest horse I have ever seen.
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What's happened to all those arrested and charged after Starmers property/properties were ignited...Anyone know?
