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Why are they selling poppies, Daddy?
Selling poppies in town today.
"The poppies, child, are flowers of love.
For the men who marched away."

But why have they chosen a poppy, Daddy?
Why not a beautiful rose?
"Because my child, men fought and died
In the fields where the poppy grows."

But why are the poppies so red, Daddy?
Why are the poppies so red?
"Red is the colour of blood, my child.
The blood that our soldiers shed."

The heart of the poppy is black, Daddy.
Why does it have to be black?
"Black, my child, is the symbol of grief.
For the men who never came back."

But why my Daddy are you crying so?
Your tears are giving you pain.
"My tears are my fears for you my child.
For the world is forgetting again."
 
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Ernie Shackleton said:
I tell you what's really worrying about sacking off The Nonce.

The King has had to use the Royal Prerogative in order to issue a Warrant instructing His Government to follow his personal orders to the letter regardless of any current legislation.

FFS Charlie Boy, you're not the President of The United States.



On a slightly more serious, albeit highly unlikely note; absolute Royal carnage over the weekend - say a couple of mansion fires and a drive by shooting in the US - could result in The Perv formally known as Prince being crowned King on Monday as succession is through birth not title.
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I'd like Charlie to issue another Royal Warrant...
 
Christophalophados said:
****. I know cosmetic surgery is her gimmick, but Jesus.

There seems to be so many women terrified of ageing nowadays, yet somehow the young ones end up getting procedures that age them indirectly as they look the same as the older people that are trying to be young.
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I read somewhere some granny giving advice to younglings on cosmetic surgery, "You can look old or you can look weird, but you can never look young again. You've done that already".
 
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Stabbings on a train in Huntingdon doesn’t sound good at all


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Armed police are responding after multiple people were stabbed on a train to Huntingdon. A number of them have been taken to hospital.
 
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