Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[DMD]

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[Kempton]

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That's awful, but I like it...

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

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Self same thing happened to me on Prinny Ave last night.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

At first I thought he looked nothing like him, but on the side-by side pics...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-4484516/Things-Messi-Iranian-lookalike.html

 

[DMD]

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[DMD]

A new ruling means that people from Grimsby can no longer bathe at Cleethorpes. Apparently they leave a ring around the edge of the Humber.

 

[Barchullona]

A new ruling means that people from Grimsby can no longer bathe at Cleethorpes. Apparently they live a ring around the edge of the Humber.

Predictive texting malfunction?

 

[DMD]

Predictive texting malfunction?

Nah, just a **** up.

 

[Craigo]

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[Barchullona]

Nah, just a **** up.

Refreshing honesty there, DMD.

 

[Chilton's Hundreds]

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No polly tricks, ta.

 

[balkan tiger]

Nah, just a **** up.

You should get an i-pad.

 

[DMD]

You should get an i-pad.

Knowing me, I'd end up with a p-pod.

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[Craigo]

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[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

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[dennisboothstash]

One for the softies amongst us...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-39797685/amazing-reaction-to-anus-new-blade

That's brilliant, properly smiling
...but was I the only one who didn't originally open it because the address said 'anus blade' ?!?!?!

 

[Happy Tiger]

That's brilliant, properly smiling
...but was I the only one who didn't originally open it because the address said 'anus blade' ?!?!?!

How big is Uranus??

 

[dennisboothstash]

How big is Uranus??

That was my concern
I had no idea what an anus blade could be other than something which would increase the size of Uranus !

 

[Plum]

That's brilliant, properly smiling
...but was I the only one who didn't originally open it because the address said 'anus blade' ?!?!?!

Yep, reckon you were the only one...