Let's have a poll. Votes to be in by 09:25 on the 4th of May. Should we keep the soccer stuff out of the 'something different' thread. Yes 1 No. 0 This poll is now closed. There it is. Unanimous. You've got the whole rest of the board to play with.
A genie asked me what my first wish was, I replied I want to be rich! OK Rich, he said, whats your second...
Woke up this morning and my Mrs wasn't in the house. Note on the fridge said; "Gone to live at my mams, this isn't working. **** knows what she was on about, the light came on when I opened the door and everything was cold.
One for the softies amongst us... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-39797685/amazing-reaction-to-anus-new-blade