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The Little General

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I guess thats his two good games gone now, as we have seen in the last 3+ years, a chicken with no head who creates zilch. How many assists/goals do you see from him between now and the end of the season Cattermole Lovers ? Well ?
 
I thought he was one of our better players yesterday and did the role he was asked to do, play deep pick the ball up off the centre halfs and start the moves which he did, he made several key interception too which is what a defensive centre midfielder is there to do. as for scoring and assisting, that's what altidore giaccherini borini Ki and Larsson are meant to be doing.
 
I guess thats his two good games gone now, as we have seen in the last 3+ years, a chicken with no head who creates zilch. How many assists/goals do you see from him between now and the end of the season Cattermole Lovers ? Well ?

He's a defencive midfielder, if you expect goals and assists from him I think that say's more about you than him. This is as stupid about those who get on AJ's back over defencive duties when he's an inside forward.

If the best one can do is criticize a player on attributes that tend to be poor on most players who play that role then it's a pretty poor argument sorry.

Two sentences of drivel for a thread? It would be more valid to criticize your thread than Cattermole's goals and assists tbh.

This is well up their with some of NMG's threads. Worst thread ever!
 
7,857 threads of drivel from you ! People were quick to big the lad up but we can't score with people like him in the team. Hate to agree with the Mags who come on here and say you're a t*t, but have to on this one.
 
Thought Catts did ok, nowt special just ok, a long way of being the worst..

****ing Ki couldn't even hit the target when the goalie wasn't even there.
 
7,857 threads of drivel from you ! People were quick to big the lad up but we can't score with people like him in the team. Hate to agree with the Mags who come on here and say you're a t*t, but have to on this one.

Fine abuse me, oh and that's 7,857 posts of drivel thank you. Some my think I'm a Tit which I'm fine with. That's probably because of my scathing nature and ability to halt arguments with well structured views based on my knowledge of the game and the use of facts to back my claims. For example

Lets look at the goals and assists of other defensive midfielders.

Lee Cattermole- 0 goals 1 assist
Morgan Schneiderlin- 1 goal 0 assists
Michael Carrick- 0 goals 0 assists
Scott Parker- 1 goal 0 assists
James McCarthy- 0 goals 1 assist
Claudio Yacob- 1 goal 0 assists
Mohamed Diame- 1 goal 1 assist
Sandro- 1 goal 0 assists
Cheik Tiote- 0 goals 1 assist
Lucas- 0 goals 0 assists
Gary Medel- 0 goals 0 assists
Marouane Fellaini- 1 goal 1 assists

In fact, the only defensive midfielder I could find that caters to your demand is Yaya Touré who has 11 goals and 3 assists but we're talking £80m of player who's world class and can combine his defencive duties with being a box to box midfielder and a deep lying playmaker. Your demands are unreasonable and I've just picked your argument to pieces. What an absolute tit I must be! :D
 
No need to thank me Bri ! Just a bit of mischief and fun on a Sunday morning after a depressing result yesterday. No offence meant , you're one of the better posters on here. Have a great Xmas.
( Cattermole 1-0 at Everton ! Pay for Chrimbo)
 
No need to thank me Bri ! Just a bit of mischief and fun on a Sunday morning after a depressing result yesterday. No offence meant , you're one of the better posters on here. Have a great Xmas.
( Cattermole 1-0 at Everton ! Pay for Chrimbo)

I know fella just teasing back, can't help myself, another reason I'm probably seen as a Tit. However, my lady describes me as a Cock and I think it's more fitting. May even drop the 'and his' in my username and add 'The' instead.

Love yas all in the SAFC family. Can't even hold a grudge against Cest me like, Your love of our club shines through and prevails always. Merry Christmas to you sir.
 
I know fella just teasing back, can't help myself, another reason I'm probably seen as a Tit. However, my lady describes me as a Cock and I think it's more fitting. May even drop the 'and his' in my username and add 'The' instead.

Love yas all in the SAFC family. Can't even hold a grudge against Cest me like, Your love of our club shines through and prevails always. Merry Christmas to you sir.

New user name ehhh ???