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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by The Little General, Dec 22, 2013.

  1. The Little General

    The Little General Well-Known Member

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    I guess thats his two good games gone now, as we have seen in the last 3+ years, a chicken with no head who creates zilch. How many assists/goals do you see from him between now and the end of the season Cattermole Lovers ? Well ?
     
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  2. DAPARKERSAFC

    DAPARKERSAFC Well-Known Member

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    I thought he was one of our better players yesterday and did the role he was asked to do, play deep pick the ball up off the centre halfs and start the moves which he did, he made several key interception too which is what a defensive centre midfielder is there to do. as for scoring and assisting, that's what altidore giaccherini borini Ki and Larsson are meant to be doing.
     
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  3. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    He's a defencive midfielder, if you expect goals and assists from him I think that say's more about you than him. This is as stupid about those who get on AJ's back over defencive duties when he's an inside forward.

    If the best one can do is criticize a player on attributes that tend to be poor on most players who play that role then it's a pretty poor argument sorry.

    Two sentences of drivel for a thread? It would be more valid to criticize your thread than Cattermole's goals and assists tbh.

    This is well up their with some of NMG's threads. Worst thread ever!
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I though Cattermole was OK yesterday, although he surely should be doing better when in shooting positions..
     
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  5. The Little General

    The Little General Well-Known Member

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    7,857 threads of drivel from you ! People were quick to big the lad up but we can't score with people like him in the team. Hate to agree with the Mags who come on here and say you're a t*t, but have to on this one.
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Thought Catts did ok, nowt special just ok, a long way of being the worst..

    ****ing Ki couldn't even hit the target when the goalie wasn't even there.
     
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  7. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Fine abuse me, oh and that's 7,857 posts of drivel thank you. Some my think I'm a Tit which I'm fine with. That's probably because of my scathing nature and ability to halt arguments with well structured views based on my knowledge of the game and the use of facts to back my claims. For example

    Lets look at the goals and assists of other defensive midfielders.

    Lee Cattermole- 0 goals 1 assist
    Morgan Schneiderlin- 1 goal 0 assists
    Michael Carrick- 0 goals 0 assists
    Scott Parker- 1 goal 0 assists
    James McCarthy- 0 goals 1 assist
    Claudio Yacob- 1 goal 0 assists
    Mohamed Diame- 1 goal 1 assist
    Sandro- 1 goal 0 assists
    Cheik Tiote- 0 goals 1 assist
    Lucas- 0 goals 0 assists
    Gary Medel- 0 goals 0 assists
    Marouane Fellaini- 1 goal 1 assists

    In fact, the only defensive midfielder I could find that caters to your demand is Yaya Touré who has 11 goals and 3 assists but we're talking £80m of player who's world class and can combine his defencive duties with being a box to box midfielder and a deep lying playmaker. Your demands are unreasonable and I've just picked your argument to pieces. What an absolute tit I must be! :D
     
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  8. The Little General

    The Little General Well-Known Member

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    No need to thank me Bri ! Just a bit of mischief and fun on a Sunday morning after a depressing result yesterday. No offence meant , you're one of the better posters on here. Have a great Xmas.
    ( Cattermole 1-0 at Everton ! Pay for Chrimbo)
     
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  9. NOFUSSWITHGUS

    NOFUSSWITHGUS New Member

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    Never been a Cattermole lover & never will be. what I can't stand is fans shouting shoot when it's Cattermole for **** sake <laugh>
     
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  10. NOFUSSWITHGUS

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    & people want Ki moving forward abit to <laugh>
     
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  11. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    I know fella just teasing back, can't help myself, another reason I'm probably seen as a Tit. However, my lady describes me as a Cock and I think it's more fitting. May even drop the 'and his' in my username and add 'The' instead.

    Love yas all in the SAFC family. Can't even hold a grudge against Cest me like, Your love of our club shines through and prevails always. Merry Christmas to you sir.
     
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  12. The Little General

    The Little General Well-Known Member

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    I'm getting over yesterday and have begun to convince myself we can win at Goodison ! Anyone fancy our chances ?
     
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  13. NOFUSSWITHGUS

    NOFUSSWITHGUS New Member

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    Put the Bteam out against Everton & keep our players fresh for the Cardiff game. we always get beat at Everton.
     
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  14. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    I'd take a point myself like. Always an awful game for us so a point would leave me skipping in delight.
     
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  15. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    New user name ehhh ???
     
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  16. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Now that would be a good point
     
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  17. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Just an adjustment. :D
     
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  18. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    And there's me thinking, 'wow' who's the cool newby with the wise words..

    Then reality kicked in and I said to myself, na it's just Bri shuffling the cards again..<laugh>

    You have a good one mate & enjoy.. <ok>
     
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  19. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    I but I guessed before you changed clever ehh
     
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  20. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Jazzy Penis. Is that a pejazzle? Is that the word?
     
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