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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    the landing of Lucifer?
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

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    All crop circles appear overnight. Because people make them overnight. If some alien being we're making them there would be satellite images catching them in the act.

    The main reason there is 0% chance crop circles are made by aliens is: that would make exactly no sense. Aliens would have the same motivation for making crop circles as they would making anal probes or putting lights on a space ship. None. It doesn't make any sense.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Me neither...

    You mother in law is a dog.


    Mine is too... Not only that but she is one of those ultra conservative Westboro Baptist Church type people.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    Well if it transpires that there isn't life in any other of the countless galaxies don't you think that would be a waste of space?
     
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  5. Lovearsenalcock

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    You would have been mocked a 100 years ago for suggesting man to the Moon. You would have laughed off the suggestion of a couple of commercial jets flying into the WTC and thus penetrating and ignoring the security of one of the most military of countries with the best technology(thanks to the Roswell crash) available.

    Milky, you need to stop thinking that alien life form has the same thought processes as humans. Plus like I've said before...read up into Crop circles, you'll see the intricate differences and the obvious ones. We are surrounded by Oceans, only 10% discovered, that's on our own planet. You give human thinking far too much credit.
     
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    seabreeze and Hoddle is a god like this.
  6. Lovearsenalcock

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    For some, yes....i dont think so though..i think they were life forms in their own right and not fallen angels or a similar theory.
     
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  7. Sharpe*

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    Personally think that other life forms probably do exist.

    The universe is so huge surely there are planets that have the required elements for life?

    In fact don't we know there is bacteria on several other planets?
     
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  8. Chief

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    I'd say there is most certainly other life forms out there. Why wouldn't there be, there has to be a similar setup to earth somewhere where things can live?

    Not sure I buy into the thought that they are way more advanced than us to the point they can 'visit' in 'spaceships'. You might as well be telling me there's a God if that is the case, it's equally as plausible.
     
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  9. AKCJ

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    Pretty sure the aliens from Scary Movie piss out of their hands.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I was driving a package to Wales with my brother in about 1994 and I saw a spaceship.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    We get a lot of them around these parts. Should probably sort out a toll like on the bridge.
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah, my brother saw it too. Within 3 years he was dead. Possibly killed by aliens.

    We accidentally rang our gran and she could hear us talking about spaceships and LSD for about 20 mins <laugh>
     
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    That's the ****ing blow, you numpty! <doh>
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    We'd done 3 Tequila Sunrises tbf. Those little ****ers tip you over the edge when driving.
     
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  15. NSIS

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    Tequila sunrise!! Jeez, I haven't had one of those in years! Nice drink. When I lived in the states Margueritas were the thing. We Used to buy pitchers of 'em.
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm talking about the 90's acid that were named Tequila Sunrises!!

    They had a yellow sunrise on them and took your ****ing head off.
     
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  17. NSIS

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    Never touched that stuff even when I was in the music biz ( just about everything else, yes) Seen too many people permanently ****ed up because of it. Including a good mate who was a superb musician.
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah I got lucky as I did it most days throughout my early teens. My mate, ****ing massive black dude used to take them regularly like us, had half a banana split one day and he's never returned.

    Last i saw of him he was chasing a black cat across a field.
     
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  19. AKCJ

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    I believe in Alien life.

    Not green men with massive heads. I just believe that we're not alone in life. I reckon there's stuff out there. Some good, some bad.
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    You seen the recent discovery in Antarctica? The ****er looked just like they do in the movies <laugh>

    It had been dead for years and apparently still has it's organs due to the skin holding firm. It's on YouTube, worth a watch as it's only 10 mins. Creepy ****er whoever it is. Probably a prank but it'd quite weird.
     
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