Alians........!
- Thread starter millicano57
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Do you mean 'Aliens'?
Do you mean 'too' much?
Are you depending too little on your spell checker?
I don't believe in coincidences 
My football team could be about to be flushed down the pan, and you decide to kick me further by reminding me of the psycho moth woman
To make it worse, it's my birds birthday today and I forgot to even get her a card. She's basically a *****, she's now 28 and I'm 23.
My football team could be about to be flushed down the pan, and you decide to kick me further by reminding me of the psycho moth woman
To make it worse, it's my birds birthday today and I forgot to even get her a card. She's basically a *****, she's now 28 and I'm 23.
Bad move. Should have printed a free one off the internet, shows you really care.
Bad move. Should have printed a free one off the internet, shows you really care.
I'm thinking of making one in AutoCad and printing it onto card
She wanted to go out for dinner tonight but I said no because Holland v Germany. She said tomorrow and I'm playing football for my works team. She's a lucky lady
I don't believe in coincidences
My football team could be about to be flushed down the pan, and you decide to kick me further by reminding me of the psycho moth woman
To make it worse, it's my birds birthday today and I forgot to even get her a card. She's basically a *****, she's now 28 and I'm 23.
You're doing it wrong, you should be shagging someone 5 years younger, not older.
Boy in my work is doing a job down in Liverpool and has been shagging a 44 year old and he's just turned 30, ****'s left his wife and everything for this old cow. She's decent looking but not worth leaving your kids for. She supposed to be some ride though.
I started seeing her when I was 17 and she was 21, turned 22 a month later. At that time I was basically a legend amongst my pals. Over time I've actually grown relatively fond of her.
Going hillwalking with a big group next weekend and theres a bird going who I went to school with. Slim body, pretty face and massive tits. When I say massive tits, I'm meaning ****ing enormous things. Just the thought of them is sending the sweaty tremors down my legs.
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Going hillwalking with a big group next weekend and theres a bird going who I went to school with. Slim body, pretty face and massive tits. When I say massive tits, I'm meaning ****ing enormous things. Just the thought of them is sending the sweaty tremors down my legs.
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