Alians........!

Are we depending to much on foreign players?

 

Do you mean 'Aliens'?

Do you mean 'too' much?

Are you depending too little on your spell checker?

 

Are you being too pedantic?

 

Rangers demise is bringing them all out the woodwork. Moths to the flame

 

I know that moth jibe was aimed at me

 

Just comedic happenstance.

 

I don't believe in coincidences

My football team could be about to be flushed down the pan, and you decide to kick me further by reminding me of the psycho moth woman

To make it worse, it's my birds birthday today and I forgot to even get her a card. She's basically a *****, she's now 28 and I'm 23.

 

Bad move. Should have printed a free one off the internet, shows you really care.

 

I'm thinking of making one in AutoCad and printing it onto card She wanted to go out for dinner tonight but I said no because Holland v Germany. She said tomorrow and I'm playing football for my works team.

She's a lucky lady

 

You're doing it wrong, you should be shagging someone 5 years younger, not older.

Boy in my work is doing a job down in Liverpool and has been shagging a 44 year old and he's just turned 30, ****'s left his wife and everything for this old cow. She's decent looking but not worth leaving your kids for. She supposed to be some ride though.

 

I started seeing her when I was 17 and she was 21, turned 22 a month later. At that time I was basically a legend amongst my pals. Over time I've actually grown relatively fond of her.

Going hillwalking with a big group next weekend and theres a bird going who I went to school with. Slim body, pretty face and massive tits. When I say massive tits, I'm meaning ****ing enormous things. Just the thought of them is sending the sweaty tremors down my legs.

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