Alcohol

[DMD]

a lot has been written about alcohol, I have not read any of it

I once read an article that went in to details about all the damage drinking does, and it made me stop right there and then. To this day, I've not a read anything at all.

 

[HRH Custard VC]

Has aldo died yet from drinking commie water?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Has aldo died yet from drinking commie water?

Nope, but I'm working on it.

 

[DMD]

Has aldo died yet from drinking commie water?

He's touting for someone to set up a gofundme page to get him more vodka.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

He's touting for someone to set up a gofundme page to get him more vodka.

Never a lender or borrower be my auld Da always said.

Then he would tap a score off ma Maw to go to the pub.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

He's touting for someone to set up a gofundme page to get him more vodka.

*Buckfast

 

[EDGE.]

So far tonight…

I’ve had two free pints of Peroni, two glasses of Prosecco, two margaritas, two espresso Martinis and now onto voddies.

Going to gym at 8am and got the weans fitbaw after that.

Man the **** up ****tas

 

[monacoger]

So far tonight…

I’ve had two free pints of Peroni, two glasses of Prosecco, two margaritas, two espresso Martinis and now onto voddies.

Going to gym at 8am and got the weans fitbaw after that.

Man the **** up ****tas

Did your daughter give you the free pints in Nando's?

 

[Diego]

Especially if you’re wearing tights while getting poked.
Or so I’ve heard.

Oldie but goodie

 

[EDGE.]

So far tonight…

I’ve had two free pints of Peroni, two glasses of Prosecco, two margaritas, two espresso Martinis and now onto voddies.

Going to gym at 8am and got the weans fitbaw after that.

Man the **** up ****tas

I’m not going to the gym now…

 

[monacoger]

I’m not going to the gym now…

^^^^ ****

 

[EDGE.]

Did your daughter give you the free pints in Nando's?

No, hope this helps.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

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[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Stopped for lunch in s pub had a pint of Abbot .

Didn't count though

 

[Archers Road]

The bird used to be friends with a quee-ah and **** did he know how to party, never seen anyone knock back the drink like him. And the stuff they get up to in those gay-bars would make your toes curl.

What, like bumming and rimming and such?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

What, like bumming and rimming and such?

By way of example: they had red telephone boxes in two clubs in which people would talk dirty to someone in the other club while being fellated.

 

[Archers Road]

By way of example: they had red telephone boxes in two clubs in which people would talk dirty to someone in the other club while being fellated.

That's quite imaginative, but why didn't they just use mobile phones and get sucked off in the bogs?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

That's quite imaginative, but why didn't they just use mobile phones and get sucked off in the bogs?

This was years ago early 90s

 

[Archers Road]

This was years ago early 90s

And you haven’t been in there since?

 

[EDGE.]

I had a pretty full on weekend and still feeling ****ty today.

Done my 3rd green **** today.

No idea.