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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Drank so much over the Euros that I probably ****ed my liver .

    There are less and less drinks I enjoy, don't like lager anymore most brands brew in the UK now and it tastes like **** the only one I like is import Budvar but it's usually sold in 33ml cans and overpriced.

    IPA is OK but not much of a buzz , red wine is pretty nasty in the heat .

    Drank a bottle of Johnny Walker with just ice on Friday, didn't fall over or feel that wasted and sweated it out for 2 days .


    I'm going to try to get to August without drinking and possibly go to the end of school holidays as I'm going to be busy .

    Thought I may as well smoke a pack of fags a day and drink tea instead .
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Didn’t have you down as a poove.
     
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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Oh we’ve got are-selves a fudge packer
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I brought some lovely fudge back from Dorset, the boys and girls in the office have been well and truly spoilt.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Wouldn't mind some cock
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Pints of ghost ship or shipyard on Saturday (can’t remember which) were going down a treat. Then moved onto the electric watermelon mad dog once I got back to ruggy
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Not had a drink in 3 weeks. Not deliberately but just not bothered.

    Drinking is for poofters and wimmin anyway.

    That's a well known fact.
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The bird used to be friends with a quee-ah and **** did he know how to party, never seen anyone knock back the drink like him. And the stuff they get up to in those gay-bars would make your toes curl.
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Yup, gays and lesbians can drink any straight ****ers under the table!!
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Simon's liver is a poof.
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Attached to a mongo.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Toby smokes eco friendly black tar heroine peeps
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    "peeps" <laugh>
     
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  14. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Well I've burnt my forehead.
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Especially if you’re wearing tights while getting poked.
    Or so I’ve heard.
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I drank a bottle of bud last night

    That makes me king gayer
     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    And now you're one bud wiser, than you were before. <ok>
     
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  18. As We Know

    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I only drink vodka despite what a certain fat, lonely, Scotland hating, faux Aberdonian might say.

    I drink it often and to excess!

    I'm hoping to die soon though so that's a plus.
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    ****s sake <laugh>
     
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