Alan Turing

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I must say I have always liked Ben Kingsley's shirts.

Very snazzy and natty.
 
Boltfoot Cooper said:
Ian Fleming's James Bond books seem popular. I'm surprised nobody's thought to make them into a series of movies yet.
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Aye, but they wid get a bit samey.

So, Mr Bond, I have captured you. I shall reveal my diabolical plan in full because I am about to kill you using an inescapable and hugely overcomplicated means. By the way, I shall step out of the room now because unless you happen to have the exact device required to escape you cannot escape!

Dammit. His wristwatch was the exact device he needed to escape my inescapable overcomplicated killing method. I should have shot the **** in the heid when I had the chance instead of revealing my diabolical plan and leaving the room. Should mibby have frisked the bastard anaw. Perhaps am not cut out for this super villain stuff.
 
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Gambol said:
Aye, but they wid get a bit samey.

So, Mr Bond, I have captured you. I shall reveal my diabolical plan in full because I am about to kill you using an inescapable and hugely overcomplicated means. By the way, I shall step out of the room now because unless you happen to have the exact device required to escape you cannot escape!

Dammit. His wristwatch was the exact device he needed to escape my inescapable overcomplicated killing method. I should have shot the **** in the heid when I had the chance instead of revealing my diabolical plan and leaving the room. Should mibby have frisked the bastard anaw. Perhaps am not cut out for this super villain stuff.
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Yup, James Bond is for nerds and planks basically.
 
ERINBLACK said:
Yup, James Bond is for nerds and planks basically.
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Dreadful pish aimed at morons. It's the same ****in movie every time.

"Sho mish munny penny" **** off ya wife beating **** (allegedly).

I had the misfortune to watch "Skyfall" or whitever the **** it was called. Utter ****in drivel. I'd rather watch 21 minutes of "Birdman".
 
Gambol said:
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Dreadful pish aimed at morons. It's the same ****in movie every time.

"Sho mish munny penny" **** off ya wife beating **** (allegedly).

I had the misfortune to watch "Skyfall" or whitever the **** it was called. Utter ****in drivel. I'd rather watch 21 minutes of "Birdman".
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I'd rather watch Andy Pandy.

Bond films are dire and Fleming was a complete twonk.
 
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gas. said:
Yep had a few beers and got talking to some boring ER type **** at the bar. Only difference was he wasn't a ***** ****.
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I see. So ye did yer usual serial killer stuff then?
 
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