Alan Pardew

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Albert's Chip Shop said:
I had no problem.... Must be my moisturiser....<whistle>

She says some close to the bone (ahem) stuff about opposing teams and seems a genuine fan.

Imagine pulling her on a night out..l not knowing its her.. Then walking downstairs in the morning after nailing her at AP's and seeing him pouring your cornflakes. You'd jizz in your pants at the craziness of the moment... But probably stop for tea and toast..
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That would be class, think I would have to thank Pardew.
 
She's alright, nowt flash but oviously I would. She'll be half swedish too with Alan's missus being a swede. He looks a bit like one of those uber cool swedish arty types with his thick rimmed specs. As we all know the swedes are very liberal about their sex so his daughter will be filth. Stands to reason.
 
Warm Pouch said:
She's alright, nowt flash but oviously I would. She'll be half swedish too with Alan's missus being a swede. He looks a bit like one of those uber cool swedish arty types with his thick rimmed specs. As we all know the swedes are very liberal about their sex so his daughter will be filth. Stands to reason.
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With her knowledge of football tactics she won't mind you getting round the back of her defence once in a while..... wonder what her strikers are like?
 
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