Ah bollocks

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I'm not mate, my son is the lad in my avatar with the stovepipe hat ........... he's a manager for the Royal Mail and got a call from one of his colleagues who was in the pub.

It's either a massive wind up, which would seem to be a bit abstract, or the return of the midget branch of the Cockney Mafia <laugh>

If your sons mate isnt winding him up then there is going to be civil war owwa gloomside? They will spontaneously implode at the very mention of the cheeky cockney chappie and they will be getting the coffin out as we speak? As for the True Jawdee Knacker, he will be off doon the offy for some supplies. :biggrin:
 
If your sons mate isnt winding him up then there is going to be civil war owwa gloomside? They will spontaneously implode at the very mention of the cheeky cockney chappie and they will be getting the coffin out as we speak? As for the True Jawdee Knacker, he will be off doon the offy for some supplies. :biggrin:

I was told Ashley wasn't at the derby and thought it was strange. When I found out Kinnear wasn't there I knew summat was up.
If Wise comes back the Mags will be spewing won't they?

One thing is sure, it would confirm that Ashley really does despise the Mags.
 
I was told Ashley wasn't at the derby and thought it was strange. When I found out Kinnear wasn't there I knew summat was up.
If Wise comes back the Mags will be spewing won't they?

One thing is sure, it would confirm that Ashley really does despise the Mags.

Everytime they protest and call him a fat cockney bastard on you tube and TV, he must think right ya bastards, I'll ****ing show you who is the boss. Great isnt it? :emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
You have got to be ****ting me Smug? This would simply make my ****ing weekend complete this. :biggrin:

Will need to change Pardews name to Morecambe and that will sum thing the whole f**king place up....what set a set of numpties. They could make into a reality show....Morecambe and Wise.... :smiley-finger007:
 
If your sons mate isnt winding him up then there is going to be civil war owwa gloomside? They will spontaneously implode at the very mention of the cheeky cockney chappie and they will be getting the coffin out as we speak? As for the True Jawdee Knacker, he will be off doon the offy for some supplies. :biggrin:

Sadly I'm smelling a rat with this .......... the fella swears blind he was talking to Mike Ashley but he's not a football supporter.
When he was asked to describe the bloke it doesn't sound that much like the Fat Controller.

I've just a search on Companies House and there's a Mike Ashley who has businesses in that area.
Dunno if it's the same person or not.

The interesting thing is that, after 'Ashley' had left, one of the bar staff said he has a helipad in Shirebrook which isn't far.

All sounds a bit iffy but, fingers crossed.