Absolutely smashed it

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I thought it was Scotch.
( It's not a drink if you can think laterally )

Here yet go auld fella

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language

 

[alwaysright]

Here yet go auld fella

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language

I 'know' it's Scottish/English/ double dutch - or just plain bollocks - I couldn't resist a bit of a wind up, by hinting towards the stereo typical accusation of Scottish people being pissheads. ( nothing personal ) Happy New Year !

 

[B-C]

@Aldo McTrotsky MP gettin a taste of his own medicine by @alwaysright

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[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I 'know' it's Scottish/English/ double dutch - or just plain bollocks - I couldn't resist a bit of a wind up, by hinting towards the stereo typical accusation of Scottish people being pissheads. ( nothing personal ) Happy New Year !

Nope,it's Scots.

Yer a bit o' a Dunderheed int ye.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

@Aldo McTrotsky MP gettin a taste of his own medicine by @alwaysright

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Skulled

 

[B-C]

I 'know' it's Scottish/English/ double dutch - or just plain bollocks - I couldn't resist a bit of a wind up, by hinting towards the stereo typical accusation of Scottish people being pissheads. ( nothing personal ) Happy New Year !

It is Scotch.

I have always known it as such. That **** has obviously made a fake wiki page.

It wouldn't be like a hun to cheat eh?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

It is Scotch.

I have always known it as such. That **** has obviously made a fake wiki page.

It wouldn't be like a hun to cheat eh?

Naw.......it's Scots.......ffs how minny times?

Think this is gonne end up the new Pineapple. Stoopit Taig.

 

[pompeymeowth]

As it happens we Scots speak Scots.

So **** aff ya radge.

No, you just speak a load of crap.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

As it happens we Scots speak Scots.

So **** aff ya radge.

Nine English words, two mispronounced English word and one Scottish one. Right you are, Hamish.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Nine English words, two mispronounced English *word and one Scottish one. Right you are, Hamish.

*words

Dunce

 

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[B-C]

Naw.......it's Scots.......ffs how minny times?

Think this is gonne end up the new Pineapple. Stoopit Taig.

Scotch tape Scotch Broth Scotch Vaginas.

Case closed.

 

[B-C]

Beam me up Scotchy.

 

[alwaysright]

Beam me up Scotchy.

Don't you mean 'Jim' Beam me up Scotchy ?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Don't you mean 'Jim' Beam me up Scotchy ?

And that's the kind of witty retort that will see you crowned POTY.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

And that's the kind of witty retort that will see you crowned POTY.

When they're showing the highlights of this year's competition, the pundits will say that was the moment when @alwaysright clinched the title.

 

[pompeymeowth]

Egg, pine, bonnet and soda.

There's an ad hoc picnic in there.

 

[alwaysright]

And that's the kind of witty retort that will see you crowned POTY.

Thank you - I'll be gracious enough to accept that you're being sincere - but you'll forgive my suspicions on that point - unfortunately General Chat can easily induce cynicism. I don't come here expecting deep mental stimulation - just honest thoughts - 'off the hip' , where somebody has tried to use a few words in a structured sentence or two - rather than just one or two words - none of which are English, Scots, Scotch etc. I don't mind people taking the piss out of me - but, just for once, let's be a bit more imaginative than **** off or *****, or spastic, or all of them. Happy New Year. May it bring you happiness, peace and the wisdom to make right choices.