Absolutely smashed it

[Toby]

You think using words incorrectly is making new words

How do you manage to answer a phone without drowning in your own saliva?

*sigh*

Language is more than just words, it's how those words are used/understood by the people you're speaking to.

That's why the English used in Ye Olden Days is still English, and the English we speak now is still English.

Languages change and evolve over time

You pathetic little simpleton.

 

[alwaysright]

Good afternoon everyone. I've had a really good **** today - must be all the rich Christmas food I've eaten. Couldn't resist to have a look to see what it was like. I wasn't surprised to see that it looked a damned sight more intelligent than Toby's been on here today. [every day].

 

[Mind The Duck]

*sigh*

Language is more than just words, it's how those words are used/understood by the people you're speaking to.

That's why the English used in Ye Olden Days is still English, and the English we speak now is still English.

Languages change and evolve over time

You pathetic little simpleton.

Like how Frenchman used to mean A French Male but now it means A Coward

 

[Toby]

Like how Frenchman used to mean A French Male but now it means A Coward

Not really, but at least you're trying

 

[pompeymeowth]

Is all the rancour about language in Scotland Ireland Yacky dah land etc; caused because the language is called English? Could it be possible?

 

[Ciaran]

What rancour

 

[Mind The Duck]

**** knows, get Toby to ask the kid in the pod next to him

 

[pompeymeowth]

Sorry I should have elaborated. I meant in general not on this one particular thread. I was wondering if one of the reasons we, the English, are disliked is because we forced our tongue upon you all.

 

[Mind The Duck]

Sorry I should have elaborated. I meant in general not on this one particular thread. I was wondering if one of the reasons we, the English, are disliked is because we forced our tongue upon you all.

I've had a few tounges forced on me but if you can't stand the heat get out of the Bonkers office party

 

[B-C]

Sorry I should have elaborated. I meant in general not on this one particular thread. I was wondering if one of the reasons we, the English, are disliked is because we forced our tongue upon you all.

You are all disliked cos yer Nigel ****s.

 

[Moses]

Sorry I should have elaborated. I meant in general not on this one particular thread. I was wondering if one of the reasons we, the English, are disliked is because we forced our tongue upon you all.

Actually the language we speak tody was imposed (holistically speaking) on the English by the Anglo-Saxons, the Celts, The French, The vikings and the church (Latin).

 

[Ciaran]

'Parliament'

English is a mongrel language.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

"It is what it is"

Whit????

**** up, ****!

Worst one of the lot.

 

[Ciaran]

'I turned round and said'

Did ye aye

 

[pompeymeowth]

You are all disliked cos yer Nigel ****s.

Yes. Jolly good. ****s my point doesn't it.

 

[B-C]

Yes. Jolly good. ****s my point doesn't it.

*pooves your point

 

[Patience]

@Ponderings, Can you sort this out mate?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I'd instantly kill myself if I ever said banter/bantz in conversation.

I've been known to have a cheeky spliff/pint at lunch at work though

Cheeky wee hobo ^^^^

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Is all the rancour about language in Scotland Ireland Yacky dah land etc; caused because the language is called English? Could it be possible?

As it happens we Scots speak Scots.

So **** aff ya radge.

 

[alwaysright]

As it happens we Scots speak Scots.

I thought it was Scotch.
( It's not a drink if you can think laterally )