Abortion

[Fart Synchronism Machine]

Like you, Ireland is a ****ing insignificance, a pimple on the bell end of the world.

I like that one

 

[Peter the spastic paedo]

True story time chaps.

A girl I know rang me (and woke me out of a drunkan stupor) just there with a sob story.

Had unprotected sex a few weeks ago, took the morning after pill but her period is six days late (usually able to set her watch by it)

She doesn't want to tell family and friends as she is adamant she will go across the water to moralless Britain if she is preggie and have an abortion. She wants me to go into town to Boots when it opens at 1pm with her for a preggie test.

I am totally against abortion and she knows this. Do I help a friend ?

Bullshit lies.

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

Ask tina, shes a pure mad mental roamin kaffolick.

Bet shes had a couple dozen abortions.

 

[Ciaran]

Sure you do, that's why Ireland is an economic world power eh?

Like you, Ireland is a ****ing insignificance, a pimple on the bell end of the world.

We are not all raving mad right wing capitalists like you Stereo.

 

[Ciaran]

I like that one

How many of your pals didn't make it back from this 'pimple'?

 

[Mick]

Sure you do, that's why Ireland is an economic world power eh?

Like you, Ireland is a ****ing insignificance, a pimple on the bell end of the world.

****ing hell, it's not as if you come from somewhere absolutely splendid yourself.

 

[Go G YellowScreen]

****ing hell, it's not as if you come from somewhere absolutely splendid yourself.

Corstorphine has more money than Ireland

 

[Ciaran]

Corstorphine has more money than Ireland

Whatma gonna doooo.

Bankers ****ed up so we are alllllll stoopid

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

MD gets more money on the giro than Ireland has in its banks

Fixed

 

[Fart Synchronism Machine]

Ireland is the sweetcorn in my ****e

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Ireland is the sweetcorn in my ****e

Poetic.

But Scotchland is as much a ****ehole as Oireland, to be sure.

 

[Ciaran]

Ireland is the sweetcorn in my ****e

OMG I'm offended

The big man threw out a generic insult against my country

 

[Fart Synchronism Machine]

This thread went well for you, eh?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

She could always have the kid then leave it on a priest's doorstep.

 

[Ciaran]

This thread went well for you, eh?

Toby's hovering now BH. Musta squeezed himself into his skinny jeans and Che T shirt with holes in it and will be dealing out his wisdom very soon, to be sure.

 

[Ciaran]

She could always have the kid then leave it on a priest's doorstep.

She isn't keen on peadophilia so that's a no no.

 

[Medro]

She has told me she will have an abortion if the test is positive though.

That's murder to me.

Aren't you the fella that posted pictures of the aftermath of a bomb "for a laugh"

 

[RAVENBLACK]

This place is full of hypocrites and WUMS though Medro.

Surely you have reached that conclusion by now?

 

[Toby]

If this woman actually exists (which i seriously doubt) and you had sex with her (even more unlikely), tell her i'll pay for her flight over here.

The thought of you spawning another ******ed ugly child is terrifying

Also, you're a complete ****wit for being against abortions

Here's hoping she also had HIV

 

[Ciaran]

Aren't you the fella that posted pictures of the aftermath of a bomb "for a laugh"

Yes.

Tell me where you are from and I'll pinpoint one for you.