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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, May 20, 2012.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    True story time chaps.

    A girl I know rang me (and woke me out of a drunkan stupor) just there with a sob story.

    Had unprotected sex a few weeks ago, took the morning after pill but her period is six days late (usually able to set her watch by it)

    She doesn't want to tell family and friends as she is adamant she will go across the water to moralless Britain if she is preggie and have an abortion. She wants me to go into town to Boots when it opens at 1pm with her for a preggie test.

    I am totally against abortion and she knows this. Do I help a friend ?
     
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  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Who gives a ****?
     
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  3. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    Cool story bro...<doh>
     
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  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You should've been aborted.
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Push her down the stairs <ok>
     
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  6. Yetti

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    Can't hurt to buy a test.
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Three of NOT606s biggest ballbags in one scoop <laugh>

    You Scots really are uneducated, one dimensional cock slurpers <ok>
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    She has told me she will have an abortion if the test is positive though.

    That's murder to me.
     
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  9. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    Not ye olde "ah wiz jist fishing" routine, seriously? <doh>
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Well, let her have an abortion. Her decision, not yours. You can think what you like but if you're her friend you will support her and bitch behind her back <ok>
     
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  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Yet still no one gives a **** about you or your irish morals.

    Tell her to come over here and get herself a good old abortion, save the world from another misspelled Kiaran
     
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  12. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    It's because of people like you that the Irish are seen as poorly educated, figures of fun by the rest of the world <ok>
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Who said they were fishing?
     
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  14. Schneiderlin's Foxy Face

    Schneiderlin's Foxy Face Active Member

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    Think about the compassion of Christ; even if you don't like it, you have to support her.

    Never thought GCSE RS would come in handy.
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Even though we boast far better educated people than Scotland?

    In the North figures show that we Taigs carry the Prods/Brits and still produce better educated young ones than the rest of the UK.

    Cull them and we would have an island of genius <badger>
     
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  16. OSP

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Your entire existence is an abortion.

    Your nations existence is an abortion.

    Colin Duffys family are an abortion.

    Bobby sands was aborted.
     
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  18. Cyclonic

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    That sex causes nothin' but trouble. We should all give it up, for the sake of the planet.
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Oooooooooooo K.
     
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  20. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Sure you do, that's why Ireland is an economic world power eh?

    Like you, Ireland is a ****ing insignificance, a pimple on the bell end of the world.
     
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