Aberdeen v Hearts

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  1. Psychosomatic

    Psychosomatic Well-Known Member

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    Craig Brown seems to think that Aberdeen still might finish in the top six. He could be right, who knows? We need to win our next two games (against Hearts and away to Dundee Utd) as a bare minimum. After that, we’ll be left hoping that Inverness CT beat or draw with Hibs and that Ross County beat Kilmarnock. Celtic will then need to beat or draw with Hibs the following week and Kilmarnock will need to draw or fail to win either of their remaining home games against St Mirren and Dundee. In the meantime, it would be helpful, although not strictly necessary, if St Johnstone took some points off Dundee Utd in midweek, paving the way for Aberdeen’s expected victory at Tannadice next Saturday. If St Johnstone fail to take any points from Dundee Utd, then it would be for the best if they also lost their game against Inverness CT, which would place another top six spot within our grasp.

    Once this has come to pass, McInnes takes over and will then lead the charge for 2nd place, at which point the glory days will be well and truly back. What a season this promises to be.

    (I know absolutely nothing about McInnes, so must assume my default position of imagining him to be a decent man with good intentions until he shows me otherwise. I feel the same about the new Pope, incidentally, about whom I also know absolutely nothing, and wouldn’t like to place a bet as to which man – McInnes or the Pope – will eventually show an interest in what I may or may not be doing with my penis.)

    Prediction: Aberdeen 2 Hearts 0
    Attendance prediction: 8334

    Here is the Aberdeen Home Games Prediction League as it currently stands, with the number after each name representing how close each person has come to predicting an attendance:

    1) Eric Cartman...................78
    2) Johnny Rep……………………..109
    3) Pud..............................114
    4) Fabulous Fabio………………..272
    5) Surreal Dance................383
    6) Psychosomatic...............424
    7) Toiler……………………………….449
    8) MD 20/20......................571
    9) Sunlini…………………………....618
    10) MalteseMick.................701
    11) Bhoy From Brum…………..800
    12) Tina…………………………......3456


    If you haven’t already made a prediction this season this is your last chance to do so, as the league will be shut to new members after the match against Hearts.


    Note to Administrator: For the last few days, every time I’ve tried to access this site I’ve been met by the following warning:

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    This makes me nervous and tearful. Don't let it happen again. <ok>
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    Aberdeen 1 Hearts 1
     
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  3. Micko

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    All the hard kids ignored the warning and went in anyway. Without the moderating voices it was carnage in here for a while, no doubt.

    P.S. I've very probably just replaced some cherished childhood memories with all sorts of knowledge on SQL injection attacks <grr>
     
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  4. Psychosomatic

    Psychosomatic Well-Known Member

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    And not before time, Stereo. Your recent absence from this competition has been shameful, to be frank, honest and fair.



    Not being one of the hard crowd, I was too spooked to ignore the warning (and will continue to be too spooked in the event that it reappears). It's been a rough couple of days. I've rarely felt so frightened and alone. It's amazing how quickly my social life can be so comprehensively annihilated.

    SQL injection attacks......? Technical talk, I must assume. Anyway, I hope you find the culprit(s) and kill them very roughly.
     
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    Aberdeen 7-4 Hearts

    Attendance - 8,428
     
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    Am taking my sister (who longs to meet Pud) along with me so there should be quite a BIG crowd tomorrow, she wanted to come along a couple of weeks ago but because of the meat fiasco there was no pies on the menu so she gave it a miss.

    PS only telling you this because i've not much to say about AFC at the moment. :(

    Crowd prediction ---9105 (if my sister takes her mate it will look a lot more)

    score ---Dons 1 - 3 Hearts.
     
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  8. Micko

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    8,650.

    A decent crowd because there has been no football for ages. 7-0 to Aberdeen, Niall McGinn to score all 7 of course.
     
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  9. Rubber Johnny

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    Tonights EE (local rag).

    With Gavin Rae & Steven Hughes past their best could be a very good signing, but i think he will probably end up gan doon sooth.
     
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    Score: Aberdeen 1 Hearts 2
     
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    Score Aberdeen 0 Hearts 2, Bad move announcing a change of manager during the season.
     
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  12. Rubber Johnny

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    Crowd -- 10,175
     
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  13. Micko

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    Get your finger out McGinn, for **** sake <grr>
     
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