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“A Big Sausage”

Reviewed 7 November 2014 NEW


This place was recommended to me my best pal Rupert who usually has impeccable taste and loves a sausage. I don't usually go to Glasgow as it's full of ruffians and weird looking orange skinned women but Rupey-baby banged on about it for so long I decided to take the trip through.

Well, blow me, was the meal to die for?!? It was probably the best thing I've had in my mouth since the first night of my Civil Partnership.

The garlic bread was divine and the main course of Lasagne al forno was to die for! I didn't have the sweet course as I like to look after my figure but the table next to me had the profiteroles with whipped cream (the things I can do with whipped cream!) and I was literally drooling watching them eat.

I highly recommend this restaurant and will def be back, darlings.

Give that man a blue peter badge <laugh>

Quite possibly the best thing I have read on here!!
 
Thanks to some of you for at least putting up some good reviews of the restaurant. I haven't had much time to do too many responses to them all so I was only able to copy and paste the same paragraph in and tweak it for most. I promise I did want to do some better ones but my beautiful girlfriend (I see there is even a photo of her from my Facebook page on the thread!) doesn't like me spending my Sunday off on a computer and my dad (his business which I run, incidentally) is in hospital having suffered a stroke a month ago so I when not working at the restaurant I have been at his bedside helping him to do the toilet, feeding him, trying not to allow him to become depressed at not being able to move half his body etc. I'd really appreciate it if the bad reviews were removed as we get a lot of business from people who look us up on tripadvisor and it makes a big difference to how many people we can pay to employ etc. Thanks. Paolo. Qua Italian Restaurant.
 
Thanks to some of you for at least putting up some good reviews of the restaurant. I haven't had much time to do too many responses to them all so I was only able to copy and paste the same paragraph in and tweak it for most. I promise I did want to do some better ones but my beautiful girlfriend (I see there is even a photo of her from my Facebook page on the thread!) doesn't like me spending my Sunday off on a computer and my dad (his business which I run, incidentally) is in hospital having suffered a stroke a month ago so I when not working at the restaurant I have been at his bedside helping him to do the toilet, feeding him, trying not to allow him to become depressed at not being able to move half his body etc. I'd really appreciate it if the bad reviews were removed as we get a lot of business from people who look us up on tripadvisor and it makes a big difference to how many people we can pay to employ etc. Thanks. Paolo. Qua Italian Restaurant.

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Fair play, you could have just called us all ****s. Hope Don Martone gets well soon. Go tell us how you discovered the thread - I reckon Tina ratted us out <ok>
 
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Fair play, you could have just called us all ****s. Hope Don Martone gets well soon. Go tell us how you discovered the thread - I reckon Tina ratted us out <ok>

You're up to #64 in the Rankings too and I can't help but feel that that is partly down to so many 4 and 5 star reviews. Can we have a group discount for our annual xmas night out? If you fire a PM to Savile Poked My Farter, who is running the night out, you guys can hopefully arrange something.
 
Fair play to the bloke and hope his dad gets better soon.<applause>. Fwiiw I doubt it was Tina as I suspect she would have done it pretty much as soon as the first dodgy ones went up.
 
I think the bad reviews have all more or less gone - my only one that was published was 4 or 5 star, and genuinely that was because Bealey, Trev and I had a great time.
 
Guy's, just had the police contact me in relation to the comments attributed to me on page 1. As you all know, my phone was stolen/hacked a few weeks ago and I didn't make those comments and anyone who knows me will testify that I would never condone rape or taking advantage of intoxicated women.

This shall be my last post until legal matters are dealt with.

It's been fun.

Take care.

Baz
 
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I think it was Eddie that dropped the dime but the prank ran it's course.
This Paolo chap seems quite a good sport and after reading back some of his responses as Mick highlighted on page 1 maybe he will tone down his patronising insulting replies that we all found bloody hilarious.
No harm done hopefully and as stated earlier the influx of 4 and 5 star reviews has actually increased the restaurant's standing.
Sad to hear Paolo's dad is unwell and the general demeanor of his post stating that the business is their livelyhood shows that he is not just a hot headed Basil Fawlty character and clearly not a bad guy.
The facebook page comments include a karma based retort but i think Paolo's ott replies made him the target rather than just being set upon by vindictive childish arseholes of which i ashamably am.

Viva Paolo i hope your business is thriving and you won't be getting anymore Twighlight zone reviews .
Peace out