Own up - who was it?
âA Big Sausageâ
Reviewed 7 November 2014 NEW
This place was recommended to me my best pal Rupert who usually has impeccable taste and loves a sausage. I don't usually go to Glasgow as it's full of ruffians and weird looking orange skinned women but Rupey-baby banged on about it for so long I decided to take the trip through.
Well, blow me, was the meal to die for?!? It was probably the best thing I've had in my mouth since the first night of my Civil Partnership.
The garlic bread was divine and the main course of Lasagne al forno was to die for! I didn't have the sweet course as I like to look after my figure but the table next to me had the profiteroles with whipped cream (the things I can do with whipped cream!) and I was literally drooling watching them eat.
I highly recommend this restaurant and will def be back, darlings.

Going by the camp nature and anti-Glasgow sentiment, I'd guess it was written by ST.

I thought it was written by someone lampooning ST.
Thanks to some of you for at least putting up some good reviews of the restaurant. I haven't had much time to do too many responses to them all so I was only able to copy and paste the same paragraph in and tweak it for most. I promise I did want to do some better ones but my beautiful girlfriend (I see there is even a photo of her from my Facebook page on the thread!) doesn't like me spending my Sunday off on a computer and my dad (his business which I run, incidentally) is in hospital having suffered a stroke a month ago so I when not working at the restaurant I have been at his bedside helping him to do the toilet, feeding him, trying not to allow him to become depressed at not being able to move half his body etc. I'd really appreciate it if the bad reviews were removed as we get a lot of business from people who look us up on tripadvisor and it makes a big difference to how many people we can pay to employ etc. Thanks. Paolo. Qua Italian Restaurant.


Fair play, you could have just called us all ****s. Hope Don Martone gets well soon. Go tell us how you discovered the thread - I reckon Tina ratted us out![]()
Wrong profile FFS
. Fwiiw I doubt it was Tina as I suspect she would have done it pretty much as soon as the first dodgy ones went up.