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A WUM's Dream

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  1. Patience

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    Still my favourite - well done, Edge <ok>

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  2. User Deleted

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    '...is clearly not worth us worrying about'

    So much so you took the time to reply ya fanny <laugh>
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    SN's 'gay friendly nosh' is my favourite. The fact that it's still up and hasn't been pulled is testament to his evasive writing skills.

    "Gay friendly nosh&#8221;
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    Reviewed 30 October 2014 NEW
    Me and my boyfriend Dan decided to eat out an Italian and boy were we pleasantly surprised.
    We both had the spicy sausage pizza and it was to die for darling the mrlted Mozarela cheese drupping off my chin as i scoffed the slice of latin heaven down.
    Our waiter was a strapping young dark haired adonis and was very attentive.
    We enjoyed a reasonably priced bottle of wine and left very satisfied,not as satisfied as Dan when we got back to his place but yum .
    I can still taste it.


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  4. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    It's all about the stars. Give 4 or 5 and you can write what you want
     
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  5. Deleted 1

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    He obviously does not look at the 4 and 5 star ones. Mine is still there <rofl>
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    wish i went there last night

    koolba was pish
     
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  7. User Deleted

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    See when yous were going on about Koolbas last week I thought you meant Khubla Khans. Soz
     
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  8. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Wait a fkin minute, cunto. I've went and booked that fucking cunting place for the crimbo night out based on your recommendation and now you're dissing it?! <steam>

    Fuck this pish!
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    mibbe no pish but widny rite hame aboot it, know?
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    It was 64 the other day, he's not going to be happy about that, when his profit rolls out of the door.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Without being pedantic, the newest review on the site goes on about "a panini", "panini" is the plural, if you are only having one, it would be a panino. Also, it would be mystery, not mistery. Is there any way I can make a review just by saying, *panino, *mystery?
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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    See, no denial, I knew the **** wasn't French
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    he's Italian monny, gee him a brek
     
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  14. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    And you are both handsome and charming .
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

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    Why don't we post positive reviews from other restaurants...
     
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  16. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    someone needs to tell him that because of his responses to even mild criticism, and the great delight and satisfaction he gains from others being entertained by his responses, he is leaving himself open to people taking the piss. I mean, I would be put off of his restaurant more by his patter than any of the crazy bollocks anybody from here has been putting on trip advisor!
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

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    Cancel the Xmas curry and go there instead. First one to 'confess' to Paolo doesn't have to pay. <ok>
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    put out name cards at every seat

    Mindy, Trevor, Dan, Ian (and whoever else got a meshy)
     
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  19. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    We could come as the characters in the reviews.
     
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    He's responded on mine:

    "I have never told anyone in my life that they were &#8220;beaten with the ugly stick&#8221; and never will as I prefer to keep my insults much less manifest/cliché. I don&#8217;t work Sundays (no need to call ahead to check if I am not working now) nor do I find interesting/accurate the parallel you have drawn regarding mine own and Benito Mussolini&#8217;s behaviour (or am I Adolf Hitler?). Finally, Richard Branson should definitely consider giving you a job. I understand he may be looking for a new test pilot for his space tourism project. If you need a reference then don&#8217;t hesitate to ask. I only hope you are as successful as the last one. "

    <laugh>
     
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