A WUM's Dream
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EDGE.
Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023
SN's 'gay friendly nosh' is my favourite. The fact that it's still up and hasn't been pulled is testament to his evasive writing skills.
"Gay friendly nosh”
Me and my boyfriend Dan decided to eat out an Italian and boy were we pleasantly surprised.
We both had the spicy sausage pizza and it was to die for darling the mrlted Mozarela cheese drupping off my chin as i scoffed the slice of latin heaven down.
Our waiter was a strapping young dark haired adonis and was very attentive.
We enjoyed a reasonably priced bottle of wine and left very satisfied,not as satisfied as Dan when we got back to his place but yum .
I can still taste it.
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"Gay friendly nosh”
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Reviewed 30 October 2014 NEW Me and my boyfriend Dan decided to eat out an Italian and boy were we pleasantly surprised.
We both had the spicy sausage pizza and it was to die for darling the mrlted Mozarela cheese drupping off my chin as i scoffed the slice of latin heaven down.
Our waiter was a strapping young dark haired adonis and was very attentive.
We enjoyed a reasonably priced bottle of wine and left very satisfied,not as satisfied as Dan when we got back to his place but yum .
I can still taste it.
- Visited October 2014
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See when yous were going on about Koolbas last week I thought you meant Khubla Khans. Soz
EDGE.
Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023
Wait a fkin minute, cunto. I've went and booked that fucking cunting place for the crimbo night out based on your recommendation and now you're dissing it?!
Fuck this pish!
It was 64 the other day, he's not going to be happy about that, when his profit rolls out of the door.
Without being pedantic, the newest review on the site goes on about "a panini", "panini" is the plural, if you are only having one, it would be a panino. Also, it would be mystery, not mistery. Is there any way I can make a review just by saying, *panino, *mystery?
I think he's on to ye
QuaRestaurant, Manager at Qua Italian Restaurant, responded to this review, yesterday
After reading your latest "contribution" (5+ in a week now from the same person using newly created accounts who seems to click his own reviews as being helpful)) it is clear to me that you should seek professional help. Two groundless one-star âterribleâ sham reviews of this sort have already been removed this week which share the same lamentable unamusing and bizarre features. If this attempt at a smear campaign is supposed to be a âprivate jokeâ then unfortunately the humour has clearly been overlooked.
We, fortunately, have great reviews on this website and on others like it and this is testament to the warm, caring, committed, hardworking nature of our waiting team/family and the good, honest, generous food that our kitchen team prepare for our customers. If you feel the need to upload a sham negative review in the hope of damaging the reputation/livelihoods of our staff and family who rely upon the restaurant for an income then to my mind you have, yet again, only succeeded in demonstrating yourself to be a malicious ignorant debased oxygen-thief. Ridiculous reviews of this sort only serve to devalue this website and any reader of your now multiple fake âjokeâ reviews (I am in fact jealous of the people who have not read them) who could be persuaded by their ludicrous/shambolic terms not to visit our restaurant is clearly not worth us worrying about.
Paolo Martone
Qua Italian Restaurant
someone needs to tell him that because of his responses to even mild criticism, and the great delight and satisfaction he gains from others being entertained by his responses, he is leaving himself open to people taking the piss. I mean, I would be put off of his restaurant more by his patter than any of the crazy bollocks anybody from here has been putting on trip advisor!
Cancel the Xmas curry and go there instead. First one to 'confess' to Paolo doesn't have to pay. 
We could come as the characters in the reviews.Cancel the Xmas curry and go there instead. First one to 'confess' to Paolo doesn't have to pay.
He's responded on mine:
"I have never told anyone in my life that they were “beaten with the ugly stick” and never will as I prefer to keep my insults much less manifest/cliché. I don’t work Sundays (no need to call ahead to check if I am not working now) nor do I find interesting/accurate the parallel you have drawn regarding mine own and Benito Mussolini’s behaviour (or am I Adolf Hitler?). Finally, Richard Branson should definitely consider giving you a job. I understand he may be looking for a new test pilot for his space tourism project. If you need a reference then don’t hesitate to ask. I only hope you are as successful as the last one. "
"I have never told anyone in my life that they were “beaten with the ugly stick” and never will as I prefer to keep my insults much less manifest/cliché. I don’t work Sundays (no need to call ahead to check if I am not working now) nor do I find interesting/accurate the parallel you have drawn regarding mine own and Benito Mussolini’s behaviour (or am I Adolf Hitler?). Finally, Richard Branson should definitely consider giving you a job. I understand he may be looking for a new test pilot for his space tourism project. If you need a reference then don’t hesitate to ask. I only hope you are as successful as the last one. "