Match Day Thread A **** team v a Crap team

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It'll be a game of which defence doesn't **** up to gift a goal to the opposition.

With no Costa and Hazard still harbouring over a move to Madrid think you guys will actually win due to the fact Chelsea can't score and despite being pants you might just be able to create 1 chance in the game <ok>
 
Best we can hope for is 0-0 and the team will be set up for that result. It's all part of the process.

Will the clown continue to pick Fellaini? If he does I'd really like one of the interviewers to ask him what Fellaini's role in the team is. As far as I can see he's instructed to trot around aimlessly, occasionally kicking and elbowing people.
 
Chelsea to win by a horrendous miskick by Smalling. 0-1. When you are down you NEVER get the run of the ball.

Chelsea want to win this as much as you. A chance for hidddink to put one over his great 'friend' Van Gaal and to get away from the relegation zone.

A draw is not good enough for either team.
 
I think you could be right. Van Gaal is possibly the worst dutch manager out there and his compatriots have been queuing up this season to have the last laugh on this extinct dinosaur.

But then again, when you look at the mediocre managers that have got the better of Van Gaal this season, it won't take much.
 
What would we give for L'il Pea right now - 19 goals in 21 starts. There is the key to his downfall right there - even if they couldn't play 90 minutes week in, week out Hernandez and RvP would always have carried a goal threat off the bench - particularly Hernandez now that we have some pace up front with Martial
 
Hollands only claim to fame anymore are their darts players.No longer a force in world football. Maybe RVB might be a better choice for vangaals successor
 
I take it you think you'll be boring us all to death for the foreseeable future now you've parked your arse here these last few days?

You won't be.

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Best we can hope for is 0-0 and the team will be set up for that result. It's all part of the process.

Will the clown continue to pick Fellaini? If he does I'd really like one of the interviewers to ask him what Fellaini's role in the team is. As far as I can see he's instructed to trot around aimlessly, occasionally kicking and elbowing people.

We are defensively weak.

Fabregas, Remy, Hazard and Costa probably out too, so we will witness the mighty Falcao at Old Trafford!!!

If we are as much of a shambles as most of you have claimed all season, should be an easy win for you. 2-0 United
 
Ha. Seriously though I just don't think we will. Don't see us keeping a clean sheet at all. We have to have Zouma in there, Cahill and Terry together will be a disaster. Matic also has to have a good game today.


You will find the game will be entertaining now and both teams will score 3 goals each