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RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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A few of my family were playing Monopoly earlier, and it got me thinking back to something I saw on SaintsWeb about six months ago.


Anyway here's a new game:

Portsmouth FC Monopoly

How many Chance Cards and Community Chests can you come up with? Or new rules?

(A few are listed below)


- Community Chest - You open an offshore account in your dog's name. Pocket £500k. (This card doubles as a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card).


- Chance - Your shed of a ground requires new loos, Pay £200k to terry the builder.


- "Properties" (assets): When you land on Liam Lawrence, pay £20,000.
Land on David Norris, pay £25,000.
Land on Dave Kitson, pay £20,000.
Land on Tal Ben-Haim, pay £36,000.


- Chance - you decide to burn down part of the stadium to collect the insurance.
But do you have insurance?


- Community Chest - Even though you fail to pay charities and the community the money you owe them, the league have seen it fit to recommend you as "community club of the season" win £100 in laundered notes.


- You land on the Electric Co. Turn off the stadium lights and hide under the table.


- Chance - You find £17M down the back of a sofa. Pay the taxman.
 
Oh, I wasn't on 606 two years ago, maybe just a bit less than that.

I just saw it on SaintsWeb a few months ago and found it amusing.. :)

I'm trying to find it but I can't remember the exact name we had. It was a good day that one. Probably got deleted by the mods along with lots of other stuff I got had over for! Believe it or not, I was always in trouble with the mods for going off topic and now I am one!
 
I'm trying to find it but I can't remember the exact name we had. It was a good day that one. Probably got deleted by the mods along with lots of other stuff I got had over for! Believe it or not, I was always in trouble with the mods for going off topic and now I am one!

Hah, as much as it's not nice to see, it's only a bit of fun, so I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything :)
 
GO TO JAIL

You have scored a last minute equaliser against your arch rivals. During celebrations, you throw missiles at the opposing fans. Go directly to jail.