A few of my family were playing Monopoly earlier, and it got me thinking back to something I saw on SaintsWeb about six months ago.
Anyway here's a new game:
Portsmouth FC Monopoly
How many Chance Cards and Community Chests can you come up with? Or new rules?
(A few are listed below)
- Community Chest - You open an offshore account in your dog's name. Pocket £500k. (This card doubles as a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card).
- Chance - Your shed of a ground requires new loos, Pay £200k to terry the builder.
- "Properties" (assets): When you land on Liam Lawrence, pay £20,000.
Land on David Norris, pay £25,000.
Land on Dave Kitson, pay £20,000.
Land on Tal Ben-Haim, pay £36,000.
- Chance - you decide to burn down part of the stadium to collect the insurance.
But do you have insurance?
- Community Chest - Even though you fail to pay charities and the community the money you owe them, the league have seen it fit to recommend you as "community club of the season" win £100 in laundered notes.
- You land on the Electric Co. Turn off the stadium lights and hide under the table.
- Chance - You find £17M down the back of a sofa. Pay the taxman.
Anyway here's a new game:
Portsmouth FC Monopoly
How many Chance Cards and Community Chests can you come up with? Or new rules?
(A few are listed below)
- Community Chest - You open an offshore account in your dog's name. Pocket £500k. (This card doubles as a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card).
- Chance - Your shed of a ground requires new loos, Pay £200k to terry the builder.
- "Properties" (assets): When you land on Liam Lawrence, pay £20,000.
Land on David Norris, pay £25,000.
Land on Dave Kitson, pay £20,000.
Land on Tal Ben-Haim, pay £36,000.
- Chance - you decide to burn down part of the stadium to collect the insurance.
But do you have insurance?
- Community Chest - Even though you fail to pay charities and the community the money you owe them, the league have seen it fit to recommend you as "community club of the season" win £100 in laundered notes.
- You land on the Electric Co. Turn off the stadium lights and hide under the table.
- Chance - You find £17M down the back of a sofa. Pay the taxman.
