A Huge story to break on SSN within 48 hours?

I wont argue that they are our 2 best players, but if Mig goes we have Westwood who is more than capable of filling his boots in goal and Pickford as backup who is supposed to be a very good young keeper.

Sess will be a miss if we do not replace him, but rumours are we are after Miroslav Stoch who just looks like a carbon copy of Sess in stature and technique, so "if" and yes its a big if, we get Stoch, i just cant see there being room for both of them in our squad, also Sess is 29 now so if we can make a profit on our 6 million investment then fair enough, and Stoch is 23.

so for me, its not all doom and gloom. (yet).

 

I've just been in touch with Ashley about Stoch and he's going to go after him.

 

What is this Gus Poyet talk about?

 

I'm not suggesting you are in crisis or doom and gloom at all mate. It was more I wonder where we would be if deals for Krul, Tiote and Ben Arfa were looking likely to happen. I love the drama that surrounds everything that happen here. You step away for a minute, not much has changed The media must love us

 

It's gathering pace.

Newcastle owner Mike Ashley will bring in suspended Brighton boss Gus Poyet as manager if Alan Pardew decides he cannot work with director of football Joe Kinnear.

If my source in Brighton is correct and not pulling my plonker this will happen sooner rather than later.

 

I thought you preferred it when he does pull your plonker?

 

Now now guys, wait till the Watershed. Women and youngsters still reading the forum.

 

How dare you cast aspersions against my good character, who said it was a bloke.

 

He did!

 

I told her not to show her bollocks to strange men.

 

One of his customers too are you Obi?

 

No, I run the brothel, so every time Jimmy uses our services, I get a cut of the profit.

Good old Jimmy!

 

You and your bloody brothel.

The two Thai girls suggested we had a threesome and it would be like winning the lottery. They were right, we all took our clothes off and had six matching balls.

 

Did you still go for the rollover?

 

Thought about it until one of them suggested a lucky dip.

 

I bet you couldn't refuse that!