A friend for Toby

[Sam Axe]

As we all know Toby is a very angry and unhappy wee man so I have been scouring the Internet for a friend for him. This is what I came up with -

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blow-Up-Lady-5-high/dp/B002VRT2MM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1336853330&sr=8-1

No need to thank me, Tobes. Enjoy.

 

[Toby]

Sam even by your woefully low standards this is a ****e thread

 

[Sam Axe]

Just trying to ease your loneliness. Then you might not be so angry.

 

[JONATHAN ACWORTH THE LEGEND]

i fix u up with someone toby i know loads of totty.................

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Tobylerone
Out on his Own.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Worthy of Lenny Henry.

 

[Toby]

i fix u up with someone toby i know loads of totty.................

Sounds like a plan jonno, let's hit the town one night.

Are your ladyfriends also insane?

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

i fix u up with someone toby i know loads of totty.................

Sounds like a plan jonno, let's hit the town one night.

Are your ladyfriends also insane?

Shagged one bird who was bat**** crazy out of her mind. She was dirty as ****. Weird, it was a great shag but funny, disconcerting and had me nervously on edge the whole time. Moral of the story, if you bag a crazy bird you can guarantee it will be, at the very least, interesting.

Cool story bro

 

[Sweats]

Sounds like a plan jonno, let's hit the town one night.

Are your ladyfriends also insane?

I'd assume they are all actually dead..

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

More threads are created about Toby than anyone else, with the exception of Medro maybe. Why is this?

 

[irishgreen]

More threads are created about Toby than anyone else, with the exception of Medro maybe. Why is this?

They're both ****s

 

[Tina_old]

Everyone wants a piece of Toby's ass, that's why.

 

[alwaysright]

Toby - let Sam know when you want to borrow his puncture repair kit.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

More threads are created about Toby than anyone else, with the exception of Medro maybe. Why is this?

They're both cunts

Is that why there are a fair few IRA threads too?

 

[Toby]

More threads are created about Toby than anyone else, with the exception of Medro maybe. Why is this?

I've got a top-of-the-range *****magnet

 

[irishgreen]

I've got a top-of-the-range *****magnet

Aye, your rectum

 

[Fart Synchronism Machine]

Aye, your rectum

I thought you were going to the pub...about 40 minutes ago? #

More lies from Ra Reepooblican

 

[Fart Synchronism Machine]

Probably sat in his Newry slumsit, ****ing over substantially stained pictures of Boaby Saunds

 

[irishgreen]

Probably sat in his Newry slumsit, ****ing over substantially stained pictures of Boaby Saunds

Is that near Narrow water Ben?