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A friend for Toby

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, May 12, 2012.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Sam Axe, May 12, 2012
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Sam even by your woefully low standards this is a ****e thread <doh>
     
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    Toby, May 12, 2012
  3. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Just trying to ease your loneliness. Then you might not be so angry.
     
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    Sam Axe, May 12, 2012
  4. JONATHAN ACWORTH THE LEGEND

    JONATHAN ACWORTH THE LEGEND New Member

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    i fix u up with someone toby i know loads of totty.................
     
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    JONATHAN ACWORTH THE LEGEND, May 12, 2012
  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Tobylerone
    Out on his Own.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 12, 2012
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Worthy of Lenny Henry.
     
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    DevAdvocate, May 12, 2012

  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Sounds like a plan jonno, let's hit the town one night.

    Are your ladyfriends also insane?
     
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    Toby, May 12, 2012
  8. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Shagged one bird who was bat**** crazy out of her mind. She was dirty as ****. Weird, it was a great shag but funny, disconcerting and had me nervously on edge the whole time. Moral of the story, if you bag a crazy bird you can guarantee it will be, at the very least, interesting.

    Cool story bro
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, May 12, 2012
  9. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    I'd assume they are all actually dead..
     
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    Sweats, May 12, 2012
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    More threads are created about Toby than anyone else, with the exception of Medro maybe. Why is this?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 13, 2012
  11. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    They're both ****s <ok>
     
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    irishgreen, May 13, 2012
  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Everyone wants a piece of Toby's ass, that's why.
     
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    Tina_old, May 13, 2012
  13. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Toby - let Sam know when you want to borrow his puncture repair kit.
     
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    alwaysright, May 13, 2012
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Is that why there are a fair few IRA threads too? <whistle>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 13, 2012
  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I've got a top-of-the-range *****magnet <ok>
     
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    Toby, May 13, 2012
  16. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Aye, your rectum <ok>
     
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    irishgreen, May 13, 2012
  17. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    I thought you were going to the pub...about 40 minutes ago? <laugh> #

    More lies from Ra Reepooblican <rofl>
     
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    Fart Synchronism Machine, May 13, 2012
  18. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    Probably sat in his Newry slumsit, ****ing over substantially stained pictures of Boaby Saunds <laugh>
     
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    Fart Synchronism Machine, May 13, 2012
  19. irishgreen

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    Is that near Narrow water Ben?
     
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