Oh, dear. Let's take those in turn, as well...
Jeep - that was an old V8 that I used to run and that was written off by a BT van crashing into it when it was parked. I'd owned that from when it had 28,000 miles on the clock, paid cash for it at the time. It was a fantastic motor, and I was sad to see it go.
6'2" - that has already been explained. I'm actually 5'11"
Week retreats - You cannot use the Land Registry in that way. In any event, you wouldn't have a clue what name any of my stuff (or that of my wife) is registered in
Corporate Boxes - you have no clue to which companies I have been attached either in the past or now. In any event, I said that I
used to be a corporate ticket holder at St Marys. That was a long time ago. I have also said that I no longer get the opportunity to go to matches - I said that about three years ago. Or did you actually believe the (very obvious) bollocks that I wrote about "taking the whirly bird to Wembley?"
Your illegal cyber attack -

well done, Skiddy. You must be very proud of what you did.