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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 20, 2018.

  1. You've got to admit, mate, that no one saw it coming!
    <laugh>

    Us two teaming up to create the mother of all Clusterfcuk wums to take down the entire board!

    This will go down in history.*



    *BANTER WARNING! This is... aw **** it! You know the score.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I wasn't going to tell them that we'd planned it all along. But I guess the cat is out of the bag now :)
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Pair of ****s.
     
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  4. A few are going to be fuming that they've been had.

    There'll be casualties on each side of the divide, mate. But we knew that. Eggs and omelettes, and all that.
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    Not true mate...I'm Legendery and irreplaceable, I was the first Nigga type of nigga on these boards and I will go down in Not606 **** law
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Get a room you pair of biffs <laugh>

    No posting cock pics though <rofl>
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    Your mums stink

    (Apart from yours Brb, we don't want you getting all pram toy about it)
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    I must admit, in those initial PM's we shared where we called a truce and decided to pull this stunt, I didn't think we'd be able to do it without getting rumbled.

    But it just goes to show mate, whilst people like to jump in and moan, 200 pages demonstrates that some people love a ****ing drama <laugh>
     
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  9. ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    This <applause>

    If you remember, I said we'd be rumbled as soon as you admitted to loving and respecting my guitar playing! How wrong was I? No way would they swallow that, I said!
    <laugh>

    But, I was wrong. The dozy ****ers have lapped it up!
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    Maybe I do know what you're currently driving but I'm glad you got rid of the girly Jeep, so not a 'wum master vehicle'. :emoticon-0136-giggl
    The 6'2" was another 'big me up'.
    Weekend retreats...Hmmm, isn't that what the land registry is for? <whistle>
    Corporate boxes don't really work with an office in the garage do they. Do you know Peter Saxton btw?
    Actually I only got the funny pictures at first but then thought well he aint stopped bitching so I looked in other places and BOOOOOOM! Of course I would never divulge anything on a football forum just as before as this is just for ****s and giggles right? :)
     
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    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    If I thought this was true, I'd quit the place in embarrassment and shame
     
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    Sorry to pull this on you fella. I guess you were just one of our victims. Nothing personal <ok>
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    Hahaha since the cat is out of the bag, Skiddy and me are actually....naaah that's too much even as a joke....he's an absolute ****
     
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    <laugh> it would make you, sir, the finest actor of your generation.
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    Move on Skiddy
     
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    On a real lads...I'm disappointed there's no helicopter, can't believe it tbh
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Anyway, can we have Skylarker and Sucky back now ? @brb
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    More lies! You don't learn do you. It was you that used that phrase initially in a conversation with Piskie also your sock Saintsfan 08 that you used that many times too but then you would stop at nothing to make yourself look bigger at other peoples misfortunes.
     
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  19. Oh, dear. Let's take those in turn, as well...

    Jeep - that was an old V8 that I used to run and that was written off by a BT van crashing into it when it was parked. I'd owned that from when it had 28,000 miles on the clock, paid cash for it at the time. It was a fantastic motor, and I was sad to see it go.

    6'2" - that has already been explained. I'm actually 5'11"

    Weekend retreats - You cannot use the Land Registry in that way. In any event, you wouldn't have a clue what name any of my stuff (or that of my wife) is registered in

    Corporate Boxes - you have no clue to which companies I have been attached either in the past or now. In any event, I said that I used to be a corporate ticket holder at St Marys. That was a long time ago. I have also said that I no longer get the opportunity to go to matches - I said that about three years ago. Or did you actually believe the (very obvious) bollocks that I wrote about "taking the whirly bird to Wembley?" <laugh>

    Your illegal cyber attack - <applause> well done, Skiddy. You must be very proud of what you did.
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    FTFY
     
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