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[Hoddle is a god]

I know mate, these ****ers jumping in and trying to give it the sanctimonious bollocks. When all along you and me are just engaging in some run of the mill banter. Gullible as **** mate

You've got to admit, mate, that no one saw it coming!


Us two teaming up to create the mother of all Clusterfcuk wums to take down the entire board!

This will go down in history.*



*BANTER WARNING! This is... aw **** it! You know the score.

 

[PINKIE]

You've got to admit, mate, that no one saw it coming!


Us two teaming up to create the mother of all Clusterfcuk wums to take down the entire board!

This will go down in history.*



*BANTER WARNING! This is... aw **** it! You know the score.

I wasn't going to tell them that we'd planned it all along. But I guess the cat is out of the bag now

 

[luvgonzo]

You've got to admit, mate, that no one saw it coming!


Us two teaming up to create the mother of all Clusterfcuk wums to take down the entire board!

This will go down in history.*



*BANTER WARNING! This is... aw **** it! You know the score.

Pair of ****s.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I wasn't going to tell them that we'd planned it all along. But I guess the cat is out of the bag now

A few are going to be fuming that they've been had.

There'll be casualties on each side of the divide, mate. But we knew that. Eggs and omelettes, and all that.

 

[Spurlock]

Don't kid yourself, Minerva - the board will survive you, me, Sky, Piskie any of us leaving / stopping posting ... other brave souls will periodically venture out from the club boards to try the lure of the jungle and thereby replenish the numbers ... because that's how it works ..

Not true mate...I'm Legendery and irreplaceable, I was the first Nigga type of nigga on these boards and I will go down in Not606 **** law

 

[Tobes]

You've got to admit, mate, that no one saw it coming!


Us two teaming up to create the mother of all Clusterfcuk wums to take down the entire board!

This will go down in history.*



*BANTER WARNING! This is... aw **** it! You know the score.

I wasn't going to tell them that we'd planned it all along. But I guess the cat is out of the bag now

Get a room you pair of biffs

No posting cock pics though

 

[Spurlock]

Your mums stink

(Apart from yours Brb, we don't want you getting all pram toy about it)

 

[PINKIE]

A few are going to be fuming that they've been had.

There'll be casualties on each side of the divide, mate. But we knew that. Eggs and omelettes, and all that.

I must admit, in those initial PM's we shared where we called a truce and decided to pull this stunt, I didn't think we'd be able to do it without getting rumbled.

But it just goes to show mate, whilst people like to jump in and moan, 200 pages demonstrates that some people love a ****ing drama

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I must admit, in those initial PM's we shared where we called a truce and decided to pull this stunt, I didn't think we'd be able to do it without getting rumbled.

But it just goes to show mate, whilst people like to jump in and moan, 200 pages demonstrates that some people love a ****ing drama

^^^^^^^^^^^^
This

If you remember, I said we'd be rumbled as soon as you admitted to loving and respecting my guitar playing! How wrong was I? No way would they swallow that, I said!


But, I was wrong. The dozy ****ers have lapped it up!

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Let's take those in turn:-

Expensive Merc - you don't know what cars I currently own, let alone which car I currently drive. You would have seen photos of two or possibly three cars that I owned at one point in time, and which I no longer own
6' 2" - that was all tied up with Pix exaggerating my schoolboy boxing comment, and expanding it into my being a "bare knuckle boxer" (I added to it with a suggestion that I was called Tyler, a false name I gave myself so that Pixie wouldn't find me on the San Fran Marathon register)
Week retreats - you know nothing about what property or my wife own, since I have never put this kind of information up on my FB pages
Corporate Boxes - ditto - I don't put anything relating to my business up on my FB pages, so you would know absolutely nothing about any of this

Please, don't stop. What other bits of non-information did you find out about me from things that I didn't post on my FB pages?

Maybe I do know what you're currently driving but I'm glad you got rid of the girly Jeep, so not a 'wum master vehicle'.
The 6'2" was another 'big me up'.
Weekend retreats...Hmmm, isn't that what the land registry is for?
Corporate boxes don't really work with an office in the garage do they. Do you know Peter Saxton btw?
Actually I only got the funny pictures at first but then thought well he aint stopped bitching so I looked in other places and BOOOOOOM! Of course I would never divulge anything on a football forum just as before as this is just for ****s and giggles right?

 

[SpursDisciple]

I must admit, in those initial PM's we shared where we called a truce and decided to pull this stunt, I didn't think we'd be able to do it without getting rumbled.

But it just goes to show mate, whilst people like to jump in and moan, 200 pages demonstrates that some people love a ****ing drama

If I thought this was true, I'd quit the place in embarrassment and shame

 

[PINKIE]

If I thought this was true, I'd quit the place in embarrassment and shame

Sorry to pull this on you fella. I guess you were just one of our victims. Nothing personal

 

[Spurlock]

Hahaha since the cat is out of the bag, Skiddy and me are actually....naaah that's too much even as a joke....he's an absolute ****

 

[SpursDisciple]

Hahaha since the cat is out of the bag, Skiddy and me are actually....naaah that's too much even as a joke....he's an absolute ****

it would make you, sir, the finest actor of your generation.

 

[Spurlock]

Maybe I do know what you're currently driving but I'm glad you got rid of the girly Jeep, so not a 'wum master vehicle'.
The 6'2" was another 'big me up'.
Weekend retreats...Hmmm, isn't that what the land registry is for?
Corporate boxes don't really work with an office in the garage do they. Do you know Peter Saxton btw?
Actually I only got the funny pictures at first but then thought well he aint stopped bitching so I looked in other places and BOOOOOOM! Of course I would never divulge anything on a football forum just as before as this is just for ****s and giggles right?

Move on Skiddy

 

[Spurlock]

On a real lads...I'm disappointed there's no helicopter, can't believe it tbh

 

[PINKIE]

Anyway, can we have Skylarker and Sucky back now ? @brb

 

[The Ginger Marks]

"Window licker" wasn't a phrase I had heard until Skiddy used it.

Then, I adopted it to refer to him, standing on a bus, with his pecker out, and shouting at passengers to tell him the time.

I found that a funny visualisation of Skiddy, and the way he acts on this board, and I am sure some of you found that amusing, too (even though some might not admit to it).

True story... I used that image because something like this actually happened to me, when I was in my early twenties. I has on a bus in London, and a smelly old tramp shambled onto the bus and stopped near to where I was standing. He was either pissed or suffering mental health issues, and he began ranting at everyone, including me. Everyone tried to avoid his gaze. Then, he bent down to me and began screaming in my face, "Tell him the ****ing time!" over and over again. I didn't know what he was on about, until I had the never to turn and saw him holding his knob, which was sticking out of the open fly. I didn't know what to say, so I simply said, very calmy, "Sorry, I don't have a watch." At which point, he shambled along the aisle and started ranting at some women, who got up and hurried off at the next stop with the tramp shambling after her.

More lies! You don't learn do you. It was you that used that phrase initially in a conversation with Piskie also your sock Saintsfan 08 that you used that many times too but then you would stop at nothing to make yourself look bigger at other peoples misfortunes.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Maybe I do know what you're currently driving but I'm glad you got rid of the girly Jeep, so not a 'wum master vehicle'.
The 6'2" was another 'big me up'.
Weekend retreats...Hmmm, isn't that what the land registry is for?
Corporate boxes don't really work with an office in the garage do they. Do you know Peter Saxton btw?
Actually I only got the funny pictures at first but then thought well he aint stopped bitching so I looked in other places and BOOOOOOM! Of course I would never divulge anything on a football forum just as before as this is just for ****s and giggles right?

Oh, dear. Let's take those in turn, as well...

Jeep - that was an old V8 that I used to run and that was written off by a BT van crashing into it when it was parked. I'd owned that from when it had 28,000 miles on the clock, paid cash for it at the time. It was a fantastic motor, and I was sad to see it go.

6'2" - that has already been explained. I'm actually 5'11"

Weekend retreats - You cannot use the Land Registry in that way. In any event, you wouldn't have a clue what name any of my stuff (or that of my wife) is registered in

Corporate Boxes - you have no clue to which companies I have been attached either in the past or now. In any event, I said that I used to be a corporate ticket holder at St Marys. That was a long time ago. I have also said that I no longer get the opportunity to go to matches - I said that about three years ago. Or did you actually believe the (very obvious) bollocks that I wrote about "taking the whirly bird to Wembley?"

Your illegal cyber attack - well done, Skiddy. You must be very proud of what you did.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

We're all important, Fosse, just remember that.

Except for Skiddy. He isn't important.*



*****erWARNING - I am a nasty bastard. I even have respect for complete nasty ****s like Skiddy. But just in case you are of a nervous disposition, please vacate this thread with immediate effect, as the levels of banter will destroy your humourless soul. Thank you.

FTFY