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You know what makes everything shine in the army? Bull, and you reek of it! Just like your ****e vid.
not my vid dick head just commented on it
we need national conscription for failed humans like yourself, to be taught how to behave
I would give you 2 mins before i had you crying for your mum and dummy
 
not my vid dick head just commented on it
we need national conscription for failed humans like yourself, to be taught how to behave
I would give you 2 mins before i had you crying for your mum and dummy
Your vid as in the vid you are defending.

As for failed humans, I thought the majority of them went into the army - psycho's like yourself who can't make it in civillian life and believe violence is a normal way of life rather than a last resort. Fortunately not everyone in the army is a failed human.

Now back to the point which you are trying to ignore. Does someone need to have had experience running a professional football club before they are allowed to criticise Donald's handling of SAFC?
 
Your vid as in the vid you are defending.

As for failed humans, I thought the majority of them went into the army - psycho's like yourself who can't make it in civillian life and believe violence is a normal way of life rather than a last resort. Fortunately not everyone in the army is a failed human.

Now back to the point which you are trying to ignore. Does someone need to have had experience running a professional football club before they are allowed to criticise Donald's handling of SAFC?
you are an imbecile,you have to sit test to join the army, everything is evaluated,including how far you would go for your country, twats like you stand a good chance to be shot by our own, as no one would trust you in a battle.psychos like me who cant make it ha ha i have three homes one in germany one in england and one in kenya again proves you talk a load of crap. a P company is designed to weed out the weak willed gutless ****s like you, As regards Sunderland fortunately there are a lot of videos out there by supporters and supporter groups who have a lot of professionals who give input to help form an opinion, whereas you just blow out of your arse, every time you open that mouth i smell halitosis as we all know your **** stinks
 
you are an imbecile,you have to sit test to join the army, everything is evaluated,including how far you would go for your country, twats like you stand a good chance to be shot by our own, as no one would trust you in a battle.psychos like me who cant make it ha ha i have three homes one in germany one in england and one in kenya again proves you talk a load of crap. a P company is designed to weed out the weak willed gutless ****s like you, As regards Sunderland fortunately there are a lot of videos out there by supporters and supporter groups who have a lot of professionals who give input to help form an opinion, whereas you just blow out of your arse, every time you open that mouth i smell halitosis as we all know your **** stinks
I don't give a flying wombat for your homes. That doesn't say much about how much of decent human you are.

Your point about needing to be an expert video editor to have a valid opinion about the merits of a video was shown to be ridiculous so the only thing you could do was to resort to threats of violence.

That tells everyone all they need to know about you.

As for you having homes in different countries, well so does Donald Trump - and he isn't much of a successful human being either.
 
I don't give a flying wombat for your homes. That doesn't say much about how much of decent human you are.

Your point about needing to be an expert video editor to have a valid opinion about the merits of a video was shown to be ridiculous so the only thing you could do was to resort to threats of violence.

That tells everyone all they need to know about you.

As for you having homes in different countries, well so does Donald Trump - and he isn't much of a successful human being either.
**** off windbag your like kitty mark 2 full of wind and piss, and never let what is said sink in but try and pick at bits to match your twisted brain,you said video was ****, yet know **** all about making a video, what a wind bag
 
**** off windbag your like kitty mark 2 full of wind and piss, and never let what is said sink in but try and pick at bits to match your twisted brain,you said video was ****, yet know **** all about making a video, what a wind bag
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childish vid posted by an infantile ****er. with a cartoon character avatar to go with his joker mind
So you, with the crap hat avatar, are now starting on about jokes!

Why don't paras wear helmets in battle? Because there is nothing under there worth protecting and a para is a complete helmet.

Why do paras wear a maroon cover? To match their angry faces.

Why does the airforce dislike flying paras into battle? They don't want to be accused of littering.

Why don't paras pull rip-cords? The training would be too difficult.

Why is a bomb better than a para? The bomb makes less of a mess of a bar.

How do you start an argument with a para? Say hello.

What is the difference between paras and bird ****? Guano is a valuable commodity.

What's the difference between a para and a condom? Everybody shows concern about a hole in a condom.

Why do all paras believe in God? They see his face every time they look into a mirror.

What's the difference between a para and propaganda? Propaganda serves a useful purpose.

What's the difference between a para and a used tampax? Nothing, they are both disposable bits of red on the end of a string.

What's the difference between a para and an army vehicle? The army looks after its vehicles.

What's the first thing they teach a para? Nothing, you can't teach a para anything.

Why do paras shout so much? Because paras don't listen.

What is the ultimate sign of optimism? Asking a para what they think.

How can you tell an ex-para in civvy street? Haven't you understood by now, you can't tell them anything.

Have you ever noticed that the RAF put 3 parachutes on when they drop something valuable out of the back of a Hercules?


Disclaimer

These jokes are intended for the sole puwpuse of entewtaiwning Woger the wascally windbag here.

I have high wegard for the parachute regiment and would have used owther jowkes but Woger seems to be of vewy wimited undewstawnding so I thawt it bewst to stiwk with what he would compwehend.
 
So you, with the crap hat avatar, are now starting on about jokes!

Why don't paras wear helmets in battlle

just think if your mom had let the one night stand wear a helmet this hounding wouldn't be happening, as for pressing buttons boy are you wired i've<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> won....:emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0172-mooni
 
just think if your mom had let the one night stand wear a helmet this hounding wouldn't be happening, as for pressing buttons boy are you wired i've<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> won....:emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0172-mooni
Hounding? I see you are on about your mum as well now!

If she hadn't been bucking her own brother then you might not have been so ******ed that you screwed up your post and put your response inside the quotation box with my text.

Still, I guess those extra fingers and toes helped you count to a higher number than the other paras and that was how you got your promotion.

Also, I see your interest in backsides has surfaced again!
 
Hounding? I see you are on about your mum as well now!

If she hadn't been bucking her own brother then you might not have been so ******ed that you screwed up your post and put your response inside the quotation box with my text.

Still, I guess those extra fingers and toes helped you count to a higher number than the other paras and that was how you got your promotion.

Also, I see your interest in backsides has surfaced again!
Drag is a bum, the thread destroyer, I was quite happy to move on now that i have shown everyone what a vindictive little **** you are, but no you cannot resist coming back for more and being shown up. So let it drop now ****er as im sick of playing with you, what a tedious little **** you are
 
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I wouldn’t **** with a para like.
what he doesn't know is i have loads of mates in the area, having worked in areas i cannot describe to the public, he may think he is safe but is not. However i'm not vindictive so i have let the matter drop, however if he will not let it go and continues to be a thread destroyer, a phone call with a para christmas card may be called for.
 
Drag is a bum, the thread destroyer, I was quite happy to move on now that i have shown everyone what a vindictive little **** you are, but no you cannot resist coming back for more and being shown up. So let it drop now ****er as im sick of playing with you, what a tedious little **** you are
You destroyed your own thread when you resorted to responding purely with insults rather than answer a question relating to a your comment. Since then I have only been responding to you in your own coinage.
 
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